Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,166,035 members, 7,863,706 topics. Date: Tuesday, 18 June 2024 at 12:43 AM

The Result Of Procrastination - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / The Result Of Procrastination (1094 Views)

The Result Of #220 Per Letter (fuel Scarcity Photo).... / When Spongebob Was Fired By Mr Krab This Was The Result / The Result Of Text-driving (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

The Result Of Procrastination by feb4groove(m): 10:37am On Sep 01, 2010
A newly appointed public servant was setting up himself in his new office. As he sat at his desk for the first time, he discovered that his predecessor had left him three envelops along with instructions that they should be opened in sequencial order in times of distress only.

Before Long, the man was in trouble with the press, so he decided to open the first envelope. The note said, "blame your predecessor" So that,s what he did.

For a while things went smothly. But a few months later, he was in trouble again, so he opened the second envelope. The note said, "Re-organise" so he did just that.

That brought peace for a while and bought him more time,but he totally failed to tackle the issues causing the problem, he ended up in trouble again, and this time it was a bigger problem. In desperation, he opened the last envelope.

The inside reads, "Prepare three envelopes"


Laxity is a very good companion of procrastination, infact they hardly journey alone some time we like to tell ourselves that the reason we did not tackle an issue yesterday is because we actually did not like to do that thing. But the truth is that man generally have the instict for free and easy things, that is why few are highly descipline.

Common Guys. I believe non of you want to "Prepare three envelopes" yet, so today make it a point of duty to tackle that issue as it applies to you today.

Why would you do this?

1. Because you dont know what very important good issue will happen along your way tomorrow that this less one of today, though less can ruin.

2. You can bet on it that you dont want to "Prepare three envelopes"

www.clik4info..com
Re: The Result Of Procrastination by StudioCFR(m): 10:41am On Sep 01, 2010
u try lol , but na old joke sha
Re: The Result Of Procrastination by EfemenaXY: 9:40pm On Sep 01, 2010
^^ Not really lipsrsealed
Re: The Result Of Procrastination by Dyt(f): 7:33pm On Sep 02, 2010
ta
Re: The Result Of Procrastination by Eneyufuo: 10:38am On Sep 03, 2010
It's a message
Re: The Result Of Procrastination by throttler(f): 9:04pm On Sep 04, 2010
undecided
Re: The Result Of Procrastination by Adonike(m): 10:22pm On Sep 04, 2010
"I want to post here"

(1) (Reply)

Giving In Church: / Cashless In Flight / What Will U DO When Face With DIS

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 16
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.