This is a true story, supposedly.

Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember.

My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn’t say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!” It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o’clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your Birthday, why don’t we go out for lunch, just you and me.” I said, “Thanks, Joanne, that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!”

We went to lunch but not where we’d normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day… We don’t have to go right back to the office, do we?” I replied with “I suppose not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner.”

After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, “Boss if you don’t mind, I’m goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok.” I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake…

Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”.

And I just sat there…

On the couch…

Naked.

Lol u try dear

Wow Ink_Nered, that was 9ce, never knew you gat such a huge sense of humour!

Hehehe, thanks phemmy88.

Ouch!! Now that must have been really embarassing!!

Nice Joke Inky - Love it!!

Thanks Efemena

ur welcome girl

call me Efe for short - 'tis easier

Efemena_xy:

your welcome girl

call me Efe for short - 'tis easier

Ok Efe

Mehn what a birthday disgrace lol. I Luv It

Hehehe, had me crackin' up when I read it.

wow nice job

Thanks Jezzy

I score u 2 out 10 LOL

Chai, only 2 out of 10?

Nyc joke, I score u 6 out of 30,

6 out of 30?? Chai, you guys are a tough crowd. Gotta step my game up.

72A,

where is the joke?

The man was feeling crappy because he thought his family forgot his birthday so when his secretary tried to cheer him up he thought she wanted to have s.ex with him. So when they were at her apartment and she told him she was going into her room, he took it as an indication that they would have s.ex so he removed his clothes only to realize that it was all a setup for a surprise party for him. So there he laid, unclothed with everyone looking at him.

Firearm:

stale

Stop lying, you know you like it.

girl ignore them jor!

some peeps nor get taste at all

lol, I no dey mind am. Hew dey tease me on every thread.

Firearm:

lol

You know u are my own person

how u dey? I've not seen u on yim recently

How slow can one get - dont u get the message -

I've seen this dozen of time. Still ok though!!

Ommmm

seen b4 but evergreen

So boring i slept off

nice one efe

bestlife:

nice one efe

Nice one yes. But efe? i think its Inked, all you have to do to see who the poster is, is look and read the name. Simple