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Get Behind Me, Devil by Philip25(m): 8:31am On Sep 02, 2010
A any called emeka always went to the swimming pool to swim. One day his father warned him not to go there again. He went the next day and when his father asked him,he said it was the work of the devil. His father told him, "whenever the devil comes to you, tell him to get behind you". The next day he repeated the same act. When the father asked him,he said,the devil came,i told him to get behind me and he went behind me and pushed me into the swimming pool. His father was perplexed at this.
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by bockey(m): 1:22pm On Sep 02, 2010
A nice one bro, I think it is more dangerous 4d devil to be behind someone. It's better for God to be at the front behind and besides,
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by 1stknight(m): 1:59pm On Sep 02, 2010
Tanks, dat makes me smile
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by Dyt(f): 7:19pm On Sep 02, 2010
ta
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by Kunbee: 12:21am On Sep 05, 2010
hmmmm
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by Nobody: 8:48am On Sep 05, 2010
nice 1
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by Vic2k3(m): 4:30pm On Sep 05, 2010
Sorry but ur joke got me regurgitating
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by EfemenaXY: 8:43pm On Sep 05, 2010
I have no sense of humour undecided undecided

@poster, where's the joke?
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by Kunbee: 11:15pm On Sep 05, 2010
In his trousers
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by StudioCFR(m): 9:03pm On Sep 06, 2010
Bend head go oneside make i see board jor
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by Kunbee: 11:56pm On Sep 06, 2010
My head is not big
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by Vic2k3(m): 7:47am On Sep 07, 2010
^^ He is not saying that is big hes saying that it is 2 big
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by StudioCFR(m): 12:04pm On Sep 07, 2010
Lol
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by Kunbee: 12:47am On Sep 08, 2010
Vic2k3:

^^ He is not saying that is big hes saying that it is 2 big

and who asked for ur opinion
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by Vic2k3(m): 3:36am On Sep 08, 2010
The devil did
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by StudioCFR(m): 10:17am On Sep 08, 2010
I be child of God - devil messenger comot for road
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by Kunbee: 10:39pm On Sep 08, 2010
Halleluyah
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by StudioCFR(m): 12:05pm On Sep 09, 2010
U dey spit for my face
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by Ben13: 2:06pm On Sep 09, 2010
winch!!
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by hectorswag(m): 2:36pm On Sep 09, 2010
can't count how many times i've heard this joke tongue
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by Nobody: 3:15pm On Sep 09, 2010
pls stop posting stale/dry jokes. na by force?
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by Kunbee: 12:05am On Sep 10, 2010
Praise the Lord
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by bashydemy(m): 1:25am On Sep 10, 2010
Kai get behind me for the last time
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by Kunbee: 1:32am On Sep 10, 2010
Halleluyah cheesy cheesy
Re: Get Behind Me, Devil by hectorswag(m): 12:35pm On Sep 10, 2010
tongue so so stale comments frm almost all d threads angry

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