Orie so'sinu

Elenu gbeske - omo'ita

lol no dismantle my husband thread wiv Yoruba ngabti joor
oga vanacular :

Studio CFR:

Orie so'sinu

Elenu gbeske - omo'ita

idowu, u still dey answer dis guy, stud don kolo finish honestly

and by d way my sweetheart no be omo ita, y jealousy dey chop ur brain like dis

She no only dey answer me, she dey trip for me

Studio CFR:

She no only dey answer me, she dey trip for me

idowu, pls give dis guy his reply, am tired of him making me feel annoyed at u cos i aint seeing those kind of statements

^my dearest
stress no more cus like u sed oga stud don loose screw
so lets cul down 4 him while he recovers from his syndrome hes under hypnosis at d moment
probably wen he cums bck he wud modidy dat post

oh u sure bet he will, stud has been crazy even before he left for like 3 days

some people sha

U dey mind dem?
Between dem two, i nor know who be husband and who be wife

Studio. Everybody don know ur ailment

U again?

What have i done 2u b4

Are u talking to me or to the Ceilling

@Element, you've got a really nice collection of jokes

but you need to give a 'lil at a time - at least to give peeps the chance to comment

too many at once - and you kinda loose interest. . .

Efemena_xy:

@Element, you've got a really nice collection of jokes

but you need to give a 'lil at a time - at least to give peeps the chance to comment

too many at once - and you kinda loose interest. . .

hmm dats true, wise words from efe

Hector - no dey shout my name like dat jor

hey stud, how far, how ur night

Fine my boy - i happy una don dey reduce the way una dey corrupt jokes section wit una hug and kisses

no mind us jor, na honeymoon we dey do dat time

d love still dey shack us cos we be new couple na, u suppose understand

Metala'e oto lati ba jokes section je funwa

why i go wan spoil jokes section, ok if na soo una see am, make una no vex jor , are we cool now?

Yo babe don dump u?

dat one na last thing, but u suppose knw say if ur actions are making some people not happy, u just av to shift and adjust to wat goes, so am apologizing

Gud boy - na those two coconut heads remain

Studio CFR:

Gud boy - na those two coconut heads remain

coconut head? are u talking of vicks and efe? wat did they do

Na u call names - and na u know u called dia names.

I dey my lane

which one be dat one, no use style pour wahala for my head ooo, u self knw who u dey call coconut

U and idowu dey share one liver

shut up jor, man dey even try make up with u and d same time na break u dey break am,

*shaking head he says "dis is not d stud i used to know"

The best way to get back at an ungrateful girl

Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast.

They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love.

Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."

Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her parents.