So many deadwoods in the United squad.

Defence
* Rojo and Darmian get injured for sitting on the bench. They should gerrout!
* Phil Jones, if no one comes for him let's loan him and pay the club
* Velencia is leaving.
* Eric B and Smalling should be bench warmers abeg

Midfield
* Nemanja Matic is on a decline...we'll be in big trouble if we don't replace him.
* Ander Herrera is an average player, he only plays with passion. He should leave.


Attack
* Oh Juan Mata, good guy! Please return to Spain
* Alexis Sanchez should leave with immediate effect. He seems to have lost his hunger.
* Oh no! Jesse Lingard. What do we do to this dancer? Sit on the bench please.