[size=14pt]Clowns, the Tortoise and Babangida’s quest[/size]
Owei Lakemfa Sep 8, 2010 Share | By Owei Lakemfa

THERE will be legions of presidential candidates for next year’s election, but I bet that the most hilarious will be former military dictator, General Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida. He already has in place, a band of chorus boys and unimaginative clowns with one Kassim Afegbua as lead vocalist.

Afegbua said to be Babangida’s spokesman wrote an hilarious piece titled “The Questions Babangida Wants Discussed”. Reading it makes one question the type of minds that produce the outlandish claims of the former dictator’s alleged success in government. Let us take the issue of Abuja for instance.

The committee that recommended it as the new capital of the country was set up by General Murtala Ramat Mohammed and was accepted by General Olusegun Obasanjo. The building commenced soon afterwards, especially under Alhaji Shehu Shagari and it remains a city in progress. But Afegbua wants Nigerians to believe that “it was IBB who brought us here (Abuja)”

Under Shagari, Abuja was already being put to use, but Babangida suddenly moved the capital to Abuja not because it was completed or he was visionary, but following the April 22, 1990 Gideon Orkar coup attempt in which he almost lost his life; a fearful Babangida ran to Abuja to hide under the Aso Rock and barricade himself.

In the process, civil servants were literally frog-jumped to Abuja under appalling conditions resulting in many broken marriages. Due to Babangida’s disorderly retreat to Abuja, accommodation was mainly not available for the public servants forced to relocate and many had to live in their offices, this also led to the evil ‘Abuja marriage’ phenomenon. Is this the type of “success” story a serious-minded person would peddle as a campaign material?

Afegbua’s primary aim in the article was to justify his principal’s paranoia for probing questions like who bombed enterprising journalist, Dele Giwa and why the sly ex-General annulled the June 12, 1993 presidential election won by Chief Moshood Kashimawo Abiola? Now, despite his claims to high intelligence, Babangida has been unable in the past 17 years to give a simple or straight forward answer to why the election was annulled. In taking precious newspaper space on this issue, you would have expected a supposed spokesman to answer this question; rather Afegbua exhibited a baffling denseness.

He said the journalists who ask Babangida such simple and historically correct questions are “being lazy scholars”.
Yet his claimed ‘scholarship’ did not in any way attempt an answer, rather he makes the bizarre submission that “rather than condemn in such wholesale manner the annulment, we should also be able to commend the man who made the election to be credible in the first place”.

Were Babangida to be president next year(God forbid!) is this the type of answers we will get to serious national issues?

What do you make of other incredible claims of the ‘megaphone’ such as that Babangida retired “from service to his fatherland” when we all know that in order to save the fatherland from the destructive clutches of Babangida, he was forced out of office and power. What about the delusionary claims that “IBB is today undoubtedly the father of modern Nigeria” and that he produced “well celebrated icons as Tony Elumelu, Jim Ovia and the Dangotes of today”? Babangida’s team celebrates his poverty-inducing Structural Adjustment Programme (SAP)as testimony of his ‘success’ in office!

That is the IMF-imposed programme that destroyed local industries and wiped out factories, including in the textile and footwear sectors, grossly devalued the currency, destroyed the education system, sharply increased the prices of petroleum products while delivering darkness rather than electricity. Only adjusted minds will celebrate such tragedy.

The World Bank distanced itself from IBB’s tragic economic policies while years back, the IMF apologised to humanity for imposing SAP on African countries. Is this what any serious presidential aspirant will celebrate? Perhaps he assumes that Nigerians are daft.

If Babangida is allergic to questions on Dele Giwa’s murder and the annulment, can he explain why his regime grinded basic human rights into the dust? Why it banned viable professional and mass based organisations like the National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS), the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU), the Nigeria Labour Congress(NLC) and criminalised any discourse opposed to his programmes such as SAP and his fake ‘Transition Programme’? Why is he silent on the massacre of pro- democracy protesters in 1993 and that of Ahmadu Bello University students, seven years earlier?

Well, Babangida says he is focused on the future; he deceives gullible Igbo elites that if they campaign for him, he would spend only one term and hand over power to them in 2015. All such elites need do is ask themselves which of his numerous promises in office did Babangida fulfil? For instance, he promised to hand over power four times:1990, 1992, January 1993 and August 1993 and four times he failed to do so before his ouster.

Today, he promises, Nigerians “true federalism”, state police, resource control and a corruption-free society. How can a man whose regime had corruption as an abiding state policy, promise to fight corruption? Well, he can start first by telling us where he got the billions of dollars in his possession and how much tax he paid on them.

Babangida acknowledges the massive opposition against him but says there are also those who love him. This doubtlessly is true: Millions in Germany loved Adolf Hitler, legions loved Benito Mussolini in Italy, General Augusto Pinochet, the butcher in Chile and his counterparts like Idi Amin in Uganda and Mobutu Seseseko in Congo were not without supporters.

The evil apartheid regime had its supporters in Pretoria, Washington and London, while the Biblical Satan has its followers. So there is nothing outstanding if Babangida has his own lovers.

Babangida is like the tortoise who is embarking on a fruitless journey, and when asked: “Mr Tortoise, Mr Tortoise, Mr Tortoise, when are you coming back?” The Tortoise replied “Not until I have been disgraced, disgraced, not until I have been disgraced!”

http://www.vanguardepaper.com/2010/09/08/clowns-the-tortoise-and-babangida%e2%80%99s-quest/

The evil apartheid regime had its supporters in Pretoria, Washington and London, while the Biblical Satan has its followers. So there is nothing outstanding if Babangida has his own lovers.

[size=14pt]Babangida is like the tortoise who is embarking on a fruitless journey, and when asked: “Mr Tortoise, Mr Tortoise, Mr Tortoise, when are you coming back?” The Tortoise replied “Not until I have been disgraced, disgraced, not until I have been disgraced!” [/size]

Apt.

IBB people = Foolish people.

Babangida is like the tortoise who is embarking on a fruitless journey, and when asked: “Mr Tortoise, Mr Tortoise, Mr Tortoise, when are you coming back?” The Tortoise replied “Not until I have been disgraced, disgraced, not until I have been disgraced!”

funny.

I wonder what poor IBB thinks of the sacking of the service chiefs. The man has so much potential to cause chaos in the country, something recognised as far away as the US, hence they have sent several delegations to talk with him.

IBB = Cabal leader.