Hello NairaLand Babes,
This stunning looking brother here is for sale. Features of Brotha Include:

[list]
[li]True Love[/li]
[li]Never Had GF[/li]
[li]6'1[/li]
[li]No Drinking[/li]
[li]No Smoking[/li]
[li]Extremely high IQ[/li]
[/list]

Interested Sisters should mail their applications to info@ceejaycharles.com (don't even visit site cos you would not see a damn thing n u would be automatically disqualified).
Application should include:
- Picture
- Interest
- Location
- and Whateva lol

Note: Offer only available to HOT SISTAS, NO WOOOWOOO AND THE WOOOOHWOOOH PLEASE LOL
This is going to be real fun i am already laughing and just can't stop lol, lets see the applicants now lol

LMFAO - Joka!

Where is yo own pic - u dey ask fine ladies to bid for commodity dey never see yet

My Brotha Na soo ooo. Make dem Bid first anh the Winner go see am and hey. U r a guy or u no read the subject?? Abi u be Gay? lol

Consider me a moderator and definately not gaylord!!

lol lol nice one, hey are you really moderator though? I think you should rename him to glord lol sound better,

Nah just regular user - but will forward yo advise, definitely preferable.

cele tan e, !

IBDat:

LMFAO - Joka!

Where is yo own pic - u dey ask fine ladies to bid for commodity dey never see yet

My dear, never mind, we don't need to see his pic., he's already confirmed his own "wowoness". Let me let you in on something

THere's this policy (well not practised by all) that says that wowo + wowo = chei (so he definitely needs a pretty girl to avoid the "chei" outcome lol)

Else why would someone with all those qualities he listed be putting himself on sale, even a car doesn't go that cheap

wowo man dey look for GF,show us your foto if you no wowo pass Obj.

Boys 4 sale? You be slave master?

LOL HAHAHA Dis people wan kill me with laf.
If you no know, Obasanjo nah my clone and then Chief Michael of Plateau State na my look alike. You wan try that combination? Join am with una Tax money and see how handsome i can be lol.

lol @ wowo + wowo = chei lol lol i bet sai u be chei nah hi make u fit even come up with the fomula lol.

I'm coming back at ya and hey i am very sorry that the offer is not open to u cos i am not gay lol hahahaha.

Nigga puhleazeeeeeee!

cute-ass:

My dear, never mind, we don't need to see his pic., he's already confirmed his own "wowoness". Let me let you in on something
THere's this policy (well not practised by all) that says that wowo + wowo = chei (so he definitely needs a pretty girl to avoid the "chei" outcome lol)
Else why would someone with all those qualities he listed be putting himself on sale, even a car doesn't go that cheap

LMFAO

oh my dayz
'for sale'

TruBrotha:

lol @ wowo + wowo = chei lol lol i bet sai u be chei nah hi make u fit even come up with the fomula lol.

I'm coming back at ya and hey i am very sorry that the offer is not open to u because i am not gay lol hahahaha.

LOLOLOL . . but one advice though, beggers they say cannot be choosers don't jump into saying you're not gay until you're sure what the outcome of the sale will be. At the end of the day, if no female is ready to prize you, i'm sorry honey but you might want to settle for a guy. That's if there's one that wants you

But honestly i bear you no hard feelings, because ok, i can't say i know how you feel, Cos i've never been in the situation of needing to sell myself, but i can imagine though what you're going through. You've even become so frustrated to the point of seeing double. Only a blind man would mistake the "f" and "m" gender, sicne you obviously mistook me to be male LMAO But like i said, we're cool

BTW, if nairaland doesn't work out, you can try a church "harvest and bazar", i'm sure someone would like to buy you there, at least for 50kobo or 1naira. Good luck with the business sha!!!!!!

, ,.

Still LMFAO - wowo + wowo = chei

IBDat:

Still LMFAO - wowo + wowo = chei

BTW where went our "boy for sale", or has he been bought already lol

4 where! "probably he b go auction" (just kiddin)

cute-ass:


BTW where went our "boy for sale", or has he been bought already lol

I think the wowo n chei still dey pain am, he'll be back.

Go to Ebay and auction yourself there

IBDat:

Still LMFAO - wowo + wowo = chei

Buhahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Cutie---im sure ur a good mathematician

D-vah:

Buhahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Cutie---im sure your a good mathematician

Dearie try me now

Give me any word and i'll present you with my one and only equation and formula

@IBDat
hope you've stopped laughing sha Wouldn't want you to choke with it lol !!!

cute-ass:

@IBDat
hope you've stopped laughing sha Wouldn't want you to choke with it lol !!!

This has to go down as one of my greatest reads on Nairaland - so laughter still go last for sometime yet, needless to mention that i will be looping it .

IBDat:

This has to go down as one of my greatest reads on Nairaland - so laughter still go last for sometime yet, needless to mention that i will be looping it .

LOL . .wait til i come out with my latest equation, then you'll be rolling on the floor while laughing

that means i cant wait

expecting ur name on nobel prize for mathematics then

fe_mi:

that means i can't wait

expecting your name on nobel prize for mathematics then

LOL . . thats not a bad idea at all, is it??

@ topic
But seriously i'm missing our dear poster , ok "boy for sale" i'll buy you whenever you get back.
But i only have a credit card and to use it just to draw out 1naira is quite expensive

But anything for you dear _{in your dreams!!}

I am sure u will make a good house help to smone. Ladies in the house, here is ur opportunity to have a houseboy. go get him, I can support you financially if it is necessary.

Godfathern:

I am sure u will make a good house help to smone. Ladies in the house, here is your opportunity to have a houseboy. go get him, I can support you financially if it is necessary.

Bia, mind yaself ooh. . can't you see i already bid a prize?? Why are you still calling on the "ladies of the house"?? I'm lady enough biko

cute-ass, sorry about that, you know its for the highest bider. some one said he was wondering how this A** of your looks, I think my curious imagination is playing a prank on my mind, well , I wonder(just kidding)

Godfathern:

cute-ass, sorry about that, you know its for the highest bider. some one said he was wondering how this A** of your looks, I think my curious imagination is playing a prank on my mind, well , I wonder(just kidding)

eeehen, highest bidder?? i've already bidded everybody hands down Anyways lets hear what the horse's mouth will have to say when he arrives, I'm sure he'll be jumping at my prize

And you said you were wondering of my ass?? well just keep wondering, no harm in trial wondering lol

its free of charge

interesting