Honorable Patric Obahiagbon, alarmed and singularly dismayed by the incomprehensible predisposition of contemporary youth to shamelessly lower their trousers in a manner that flagrantly exposes the entire gluteus maximus anatomical topography to the unforgiving elements and to public scrutiny, has taken it upon himself to assume a bold leadership role in setting new, exciting standards of innovative sartorial elegance, aimed at reversing the nihilistic travesties of popular fashion currently emanating from the mass media and North American music industry like sulfurous magma from an infernal volcanic eruption.

Constitutionally, and in his esteemed capacity as Nigeria's Grammar Man Extraordinaire, Obahiagbon retains the locus standi to vigorously pursue this noble modus operandi to its logical conclusion, despite ALL protests and disingenuous, denigrating but inherently futile public commentary. Fifty years from now, when the HIGH WAIST modality of dress has been universally adopted worldwide by rebellious youth, and enthusiastically celebrated by avant garde men's attire prognosticators, Mr. Obiahagbon will be duly recognized and eulogized as the uncompromising trend setter that he has always been, regardless of all unpatriotic attempts to pour approbation, ridicule and jealous contempt on his revered personage. Nihil incarborendum illegitimi.

@ shaunscot
have you paid 'Jakumo' for a copy right?

THIS IS PIRACY .

obaigbon , you be clown .

this Obaigbon is no longer funny

he should join Sam Loco in a movie

This man (who by the way isn't a 'senator') is beginning to exhibit manifest foolishness .

^^^^^,
maybe the man is disillusion. how about that.

This is cathasrophicaly hilarious, and my ribs are dramticaly overwhelmed by racuous laughter.

[size=18pt]scatter the craze, kolo menta[/size]

the man should be OBA AGBON [coconut king]

Holy Cow!

4real!! Marijuana ain't mean't for everybody!!

komando.:

This is cathasrophicaly hilarious, and my ribs are dramticaly overwhelmed by racuous laughter.

Komando, izutala egbe?

ode remo:

^^^^^,
maybe the man is disillusion. how about that.

lol !

ha ha

in the words of igodo megodo, i'm flabberwhelmed and overgasted with laughter

xreal:

@ shaunscot
have you paid 'Jakumo' for a copy right?

THIS IS PIRACY .

@ No point did I give myself credit for the post.

Maybe it should even be in the jokes section.

baslone:

4real!! Marijuana ain't mean't for everybody!!