At a table in a restaurant,
Phiri and naomi had a conversation..

PHIRI: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

NAOMI: (Stands up and suddenly slaps phiri) I have waited more than nine years, I have prayed,
fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened
to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to
every male species of marriageable age!
I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station.
I left Zimbabwe, went to south Africa,
from south Africa I went to Nigeria,
then I went all the way to Zambia.
I joined hi-five, from hi-five to Facebook,
then I joined twitter,
I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping you
would show up!
For where? I uploaded only my best
pictures on Facebook, infact I took photo
sessions to look my best, all for you!
I attended all the weddings,
whether the invitation was direct or indirect!
The next place I was hoping to check was the moon,
before you crawled out from the house
directly next to mine!
So it was you all this while?
The neighbour I said hello to every morning?
Were you trying to destroy my faith?
You almost rendered my prayer life useless?
What were you waiting for?
What sign where you looking for?
Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!
Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put
that ring on my finger!!!

Phiri, totally stunned, replied:
"I was only joking!"

Phiri's Burial is on Wednesday..

It's incredible not just fun!