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| The Landlord And His Tenant by queenet246(f): 5:18pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
a man that lived in a 57 rooms flat was owing his landlord for like 6 months, the landlord has given him a quit notice and he was like pleading with the man to give him time to pack out of the house as soon as he can. one day, a friend of the tenant gave him some money to keep for him in the house so that he wont spend it. when the owner of the money went, the tenant knowing that his landlord who gave him a quit notice was at the window brought out the money that was given to him to keep and started counting the money. he counts, one thousand, two thousand, twenty, thousand, the landlord was watching, not knowing how to break the silence, the landlord asked his tenant, what was the score of the match chelsea and liverpoool played last nite? the tenant replied oga landlord, there is no light, even if there is light i have no television to watch the match. the man couldnt hold himself, he asked again, what did presiden obasanjo say on the television concerning the youths? the man still replied that he doesnt have money to buy television. then the man said please can you lend me some money? the tenant replied is it someone that you gave quit notice out of having no money to pay that will lend you money? then the man said: it is not a lawyer taht wrote the quit notice, i was the one that went to the computer and asked them to do it.    |
| Re: The Landlord And His Tenant by Nobody: 5:22pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
[i]un-[/i]funny |
| Re: The Landlord And His Tenant by Nobody: 5:26pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
just destroyed all the excitement I anticipated. pls stop posting dry/stale jokes. na by force? |
| Re: The Landlord And His Tenant by ElementG(m): 5:28pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
sting_224: u dont av one ounce of encouragement in ur skull, no wonder ur name is sting @poster, well done girl, u can do better   |
| Re: The Landlord And His Tenant by queenet246(f): 5:42pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
@ element g tanx man. i will givebetter ones. |
| Re: The Landlord And His Tenant by ElementG(m): 5:49pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
and i will be expecting them |
| Re: The Landlord And His Tenant by Dyt(f): 5:53pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
Nice joke,no jst mind sting,as if his jokes r funny,dry arse, |
| Re: The Landlord And His Tenant by queenet246(f): 5:58pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
hi dyt |
| Re: The Landlord And His Tenant by StudioCFR(m): 5:59pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
Hi queenet |
| Re: The Landlord And His Tenant by Dyt(f): 6:01pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
Woman wrapper |
| Re: The Landlord And His Tenant by queenet246(f): 6:03pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
hi @studio |
| Re: The Landlord And His Tenant by StudioCFR(m): 6:07pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
Dyt is queenet a woman? But i'm not gay na lol |
| Re: The Landlord And His Tenant by hectorswag(m): 6:08pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
i'm confused ryt nw  was dat a joke??  just wasted my precious time for nothing mtchheeww!! |
| Re: The Landlord And His Tenant by StudioCFR(m): 6:11pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
Hector, dem no point gun for your forehead dat u must comment, complain or downgrade. No offence |
| Re: The Landlord And His Tenant by hectorswag(m): 6:14pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
non taken well, the truth of the matter is i'm just havin fun [size=14pt]Simple!!![/size] |
| Re: The Landlord And His Tenant by StudioCFR(m): 6:16pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
Enjoy then brov |
| Re: The Landlord And His Tenant by hectorswag(m): 6:17pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
na so [size=13pt]lol [/size] |
| Re: The Landlord And His Tenant by Kunbee: 11:21pm On Sep 09, 2010 |
*farts* |
| Re: The Landlord And His Tenant by hectorswag(m): 12:13pm On Sep 10, 2010 |
Kunbee: get the f@ck off this thread jare |
| Re: The Landlord And His Tenant by Kunbee: 11:43pm On Sep 10, 2010 |
Dont use the f word with me, ok |
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