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When You Decide To Lie About Your Favorite Food. by EdoBozz(m): 3:59am On Apr 03, 2019
A lecturer walked into the lecture room and announced that there would be an emergency test. He went straight to the board to write the instructions:
1. Time is 15 minutes
2. No copying from one another
3. No rubbing of answers (but you can cancel)
4. You can refer to your textbook or notebook.
5. Once its 15 minutes raise your pen and walk away from your desk.
`
He then told the students to get set and he began to dictate the questions one after the other.
.
Question One; what is your favorite food?
Immediately, the students began to list them down. The males were writing:
Pounded yam & ewedu, Semovita & Okazi, Porridge,and so on, while the girls went ahead to list:
Beef Chow-miang, Half Marinated Shawarma, Pickled Debonairs Pizza, Sphagetti Bolognaise, etc. Some wrote french fried rice and greek salad...
.
The lecturer then announced the number two question:
2. Explain how to prepare/cook the favorite food that you listed above?
.
OMG! You should see how those girls started canceling their previous answers and changing them to:
Indomie, white rice and stew, bread and fried egg...

You go fear naaaa.

My people enjoy your day abeg lol.

Re: When You Decide To Lie About Your Favorite Food. by Nobody: 8:00am On Apr 03, 2019
EdoBozz:
A lecturer walked into the lecture room and announced that there would be an emergency test. He went straight to the board to write the instructions:
1. Time is 15 minutes
2. No copying from one another
3. No rubbing of answers (but you can cancel)
4. You can refer to your textbook or notebook.
5. Once its 15 minutes raise your pen and walk away from your desk.
`
He then told the students to get set and he began to dictate the questions one after the other.
.
Question One; what is your favorite food?
Immediately, the students began to list them down. The males were writing:
Pounded yam & ewedu, Semovita & Okazi, Porridge,and so on, while the girls went ahead to list:
Beef Chow-miang, Half Marinated Shawarma, Pickled Debonairs Pizza, Sphagetti Bolognaise, etc. Some wrote french fried rice and greek salad...
.
The lecturer then announced the number two question:
2. Explain how to prepare/cook the favorite food that you listed above?
.
OMG! You should see how those girls started canceling their previous answers and changing them to:
Indomie, white rice and stew, bread and fried egg...

You go fear naaaa.

My people enjoy your day abeg lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNrVZHk8vlY

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