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Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by bashydemy(m): 12:39am On Sep 10, 2010
Diff among girls aged 8,18, 28,38,48,58,68&78. 8 - u tke her to bed & tel her a story. 18 - u tell her a story & take her to bed. 28 - u dnt hv to tell her a story to take her to bed. 38 - she tels u a story & takes u to bed. 48 - u tell her a story to avoid goin to bed. 58 - u stay in bed to avoid ha story. 68 - if u take ha to bed, dat wil b a story 78 - if u take her to bed, dats d end of d story.wat stage r u on
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by babyme1(f): 10:43am On Sep 10, 2010
What's this crap angry
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by Olami099(m): 10:50am On Sep 10, 2010
What does dat sounds like?
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by bashydemy(m): 6:20am On Dec 30, 2010
^^ LOL helep me ask am oooo
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by Madukaele(m): 7:47am On Dec 30, 2010
9ice
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by eldav(m): 10:09am On Dec 30, 2010
at least u dn make sense.
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by sutoboy(m): 10:31am On Dec 30, 2010
bashy_demy:

Diff among girls aged 8,18, 28,38,48,58,68&78. 8 - u tke her to bed & tel her a story. 18 - u tell her a story & take her to bed. 28 - u dnt hv to tell her a story to take her to bed. 38 - she tels u a story & takes u to bed. 48 - u tell her a story to avoid goin to bed. 58 - u stay in bed to avoid ha story. 68 - if u take ha to bed, dat wil b a story 78 - if u take her to bed, dats d end of d story.wat stage r u on
WHAT THE Bleep IS THIS?

U DEY MOLEST GIRLS,WOMEN AND GRANDMA TOO

eldav:

at least u dn make sense.
NA WHICH SENSE DEY DIS ONE?
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by eldav(m): 10:41am On Dec 30, 2010
@suitboy

it depends on d angle u dey see am 4rm,bt d joke funny.I dn see am b/4 sha.
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by bashydemy(m): 11:06am On Dec 30, 2010
@suto Get behind me hater's @eldav thanks jare he don forget say na joke section we dey
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by lysaa(f): 11:09am On Dec 30, 2010
~ snipped comment~
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by StudioCFR(m): 11:13am On Dec 30, 2010
Na just now i dey see dis mumu thread

But women don suffer

Thank god for creating me man
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by lysaa(f): 11:16am On Dec 30, 2010
U wen never know ur full self. .how do u know u are a man?

We need proof o.
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by StudioCFR(m): 11:20am On Dec 30, 2010
Come my house c.u.m see proof na

Make we see if u no go carry belle too
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by lysaa(f): 11:23am On Dec 30, 2010
U dey hang the belle for ya wardrobe? Abi how many ppl don carry belle leave ya house. .i mean male and female.

It's easier said than done.
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by StudioCFR(m): 11:26am On Dec 30, 2010
lol
Go siddon one place abeg
Waist still dey pain u
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by lysaa(f): 11:29am On Dec 30, 2010
na wah o. u dey give e-belle too?
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by StudioCFR(m): 11:30am On Dec 30, 2010
U need my service too?
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by lysaa(f): 11:36am On Dec 30, 2010
Sorry but I don't need service of quackery.

If I must approve of ur service, u gotta upgrade.
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by StudioCFR(m): 11:41am On Dec 30, 2010
*rolls sleeve*

i fit do anything for your sake

lol
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by lysaa(f): 11:44am On Dec 30, 2010
lol ya head is not korrect.
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by StudioCFR(m): 11:52am On Dec 30, 2010
Dat consig*ment u carry for your backside no be small thing

I dey trip

But the one wey trip me pass na dat one wey your take when your 1989 model car break down
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by lysaa(f): 12:00pm On Dec 30, 2010
lol

like i said, ya head is not correct.

Everything na biz for ya eyes. . me carry consignment. .how much?
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by StudioCFR(m): 12:07pm On Dec 30, 2010
I go like to scale am so as to know the worth?

But god create u well
I fit empty my bank account to reach there.

lol
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by bashydemy(m): 12:16pm On Dec 30, 2010
Studio and Lysaa wetin una turn my thread abeg make una clear enter romance section jor
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by StudioCFR(m): 12:52pm On Dec 30, 2010
lol
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by bashydemy(m): 1:12pm On Dec 30, 2010
;d ;d
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by shakara4u(m): 3:44pm On Dec 30, 2010
Studio and Lysaa wetin una turn my thread abeg make una clear enter romance section jor

abi,
nice one jare, lysaa,which of the stage u dey?abeg no fight me oooo, no fighting in 2011(or the eve) smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by jokingmary(m): 3:58pm On Dec 30, 2010
Best joke in town
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by shakara4u(m): 4:05pm On Dec 30, 2010
Best joke in town

which town?
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by jokingmary(m): 4:15pm On Dec 30, 2010
Do u think I meant it
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by StudioCFR(m): 4:25pm On Dec 30, 2010
Mtcheww
Re: Could This Be True Girls Pls For You. by shakara4u(m): 4:40pm On Dec 30, 2010
and u why u d hiss,
chnage oooohh, u have less than 48hrs grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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