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Masturbation Is Good For Christians by TheArranger(m): 8:33pm On Apr 05, 2019 |
Leviticus 15 states
So you just need to take a bath and wash your clothes Now, some Christians will be ready to quote Matthew 5: whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.In the days before the internet, a lot of masturbation took place without pornography. Technically, it only counts as "adultery" if the woman is married. Still, a strict interpretation of Matthew 5 would apply if you're out girl-watching at the beach. And, a woman has to doll herself up, and cause men to lust after her in their hearts, if she is to have any chance of breeding. At least in the Western World, we have moved away from arranged marriages. In Saudi Arabia, where men and women are strictly separated, there is much less opportunity to look at and lust after women. Per Matthew 19: If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.Why deny a man his pornography, if you aren't going to sell everything that you have and give the money to the poor? An especially popular passage for Catholics is Genesis 38: And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.The issue here wasn't the wasted sperm--it was that Onan was specifically supposed to impregnate his brother's wife, and he didn't want his brother to have any heirs. If God really did have an issue with men spilling their seed willy-nilly, then God would have said so elsewhere in the Bible, particularly in the Torah, and most particularly in Leviticus 15. Another popular passage is 1 Corinthians 7: It is good for a man not to touch a woman. Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband...Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.Paul was an asexual, but, still, the purpose of having a wife is to avoid fornication, not masturbation. And, married couples are supposed to keep at it continuously, only taking a mutually-agreed-upon break for fasting and prayer. Suppose the husband wants some, but the wife is indisposed? To prevent fornication, the wife might make another orifice available, or otherwise assist her husband with administering an ejaculation. CAPSLOCKED MuttleyLaff Johnydon22 IAmSabrina Budaatum 4 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by MuttleyLaff: 8:44pm On Apr 05, 2019 |
TheArranger:Bottom line is that if God had intended for man not to masturbate He would have made man like a T-Rex, thanks God, you didnt. Also there is this school of thought that says, man was motivated to walk upright, to free his hands for, your guess is as good as theirs. 5 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by Nobody: 8:46pm On Apr 05, 2019 |
One week ago I avoided masturbation and lost my gadgets to a prostitute. Well, this night.... We gon finish ourselves here.. 5 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by Harrymig1(m): 8:57pm On Apr 05, 2019 |
Does it glorify God? Does it edify you spiritually? What thoughts spring up when it comes to mind? Are those thoughts of God? Even the devil twisted God's word to decieve the Jesus. How much more you and I. 2 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by budaatum: 9:14pm On Apr 05, 2019 |
I wonder why I'm mentioned here. Is op intending to masturbate with my bits I wonder. I smh op! 1 Like |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by TheArranger(m): 9:35pm On Apr 05, 2019 |
budaatum:Maybe i do so pls don't syh! |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by MuttleyLaff: 9:35pm On Apr 05, 2019 |
Harrymig1:It can glorify God, it definitely can edify you spiritually, you can have thoughts of your wife come to mind and also be thanking God for this great gift from Him Masturbation is a gift that can be misused and abused, this is something every sensible person knows. TheArranger:Now I cant allow someone of my same sex or gender to masturbate my bits, "agbedo", God forbid, except if I am homosexual, of course, if thats the case, it wouldnt matter then 3 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by TheArranger(m): 9:40pm On Apr 05, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff:Yeah, it was a joke fam |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by MuttleyLaff: 9:42pm On Apr 05, 2019 |
TheArranger:Even if it wasnt, each to their own, we live and let live 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by TheArranger(m): 9:43pm On Apr 05, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff:Truer words have never been spoken 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by budaatum: 3:45pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
TheArranger:You are very fortunate spambot got my response to you and gave me two day ban to calm down! Don't joke with my bits Arranger, we are not animal! |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by TheArranger(m): 3:50pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
budaatum:What do you mean 'two day ban'? You've been posting actively since the time of my last response to the time of your own response! As for your bits, you brought it up. Then again, i probably shouldn't have mentioned you since you clearly have a problem with it. Thus i tender my apologies 3 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by budaatum: 3:59pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
TheArranger:Two day ban from my last response here. Got back and couldn't be bothered anymore. It's a silly thread, Arranger. Very beneath you, and mentioning me. |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by MuttleyLaff: 7:13pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
Brilliant thread and profile picture TheArranger. Sing your song, keep on try telling the truth, stand your ground and dont let nobagar muzzle you. 2 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by Baddiezz(f): 7:24pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff:Iyam not understanding. Are you for or against |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by MuttleyLaff: 7:30pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
Baddiezz:Seriously? Seriously? Baddiezz:Everything God made is good. I am for everything God made and against everything God made that is abused, ill-used, wrongly used and misused 1 Like |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by Baddiezz(f): 7:34pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff:Sorry I'm still confused |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by MuttleyLaff: 7:39pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
Baddiezz:I am not surprised Baddiezz because we are so much used to so many lies, that when the truth eventually is told, it confuses us 1 Like |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by Baddiezz(f): 7:40pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff:Modified: I just scrolled through the thread. And I've seen where you stand. |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by MuttleyLaff: 7:42pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
Baddiezz:For doing that I am liking you more and you made yourself slide up a notch on my likeable scale |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by Baddiezz(f): 7:49pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff:hehe can't say I agree with you though, but everyone's got their own perspectives. |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by MuttleyLaff: 8:00pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
Baddiezz:I dont think you really know what you dont agree with me on masturbation. Are you by any chance, saying there is nothing, not even a remotely good, in masturbation, hmm? 1 Like |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by Baddiezz(f): 8:09pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff:Yes and that's just my opinion : |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by MuttleyLaff: 8:28pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
Baddiezz:Coolio my sister. How do you think JJC Skills provided the collected sperm for Funke Akindele's IVF, hmm? Baddiezz:I am glad you chose to use opinion, instead of fact because the difference in their meanings is clear and their implications are miles apart 1 Like |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by Baddiezz(f): 8:41pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff:No one's certain about the ivf thingy but if that were the case then I'm sure she must have helped him get it out other ways ,you know what I mean. So I wouldn't call that wanking 2 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by Image123(m): 8:41pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
And suicide is good for unbelievers. Folly glorified. |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by MuttleyLaff: 8:55pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
Baddiezz:Masturbation must have served a good purpose then and done a good thing afterall. You can sugar coat and/or ridicule it as much as you like, calling it wanking or call it throttling the chicken, but if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, quacks like a duck and duck was helped by Funke, to get out in some other way, then it definitely is a masturbation duck. A pig is still a pig, even with lipstick on and ring in the nose. Please teacher no teach me nonsense Fela will say. Call a spade a spade and not a fork Baddiezz, say it as it is. Image123:Customer mi daada ni. Nwanne long time. How bodi? How una dey, pikin(s), madam, business and things generally, huh? 1 Like |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by Image123(m): 9:05pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff: I'm fine mister, thanks. Don't even think of dragging me in, possessed people are chief masturbators. QED |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by Baddiezz(f): 9:07pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
MuttleyLaff: Hahah MuttleyLaff you're forgetting they're married so any and all form of methods they do to get off is allowed. C'est fini 3 Likes |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by MuttleyLaff: 9:20pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
Baddiezz:Abi ooo, just like, no one plays with my bits except for my better half but you seem to be forgetting that you earlier declared that there is nothing, not even a remotely good, in masturbation, ba? Image123:Good to know. You dragged yourself in and please dont you think you should pack in typing irrationally 1 Like |
Re: Masturbation Is Good For Christians by LordReed(m): 9:54pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
I remember as a christian back then wanting to get married, the church demanded a series of medical tests including sperm count. It was when I got to the hospital and was given a vial to go produce a sample that it dawned on me that I would have to masturbate to produce the sample. I was like so how do I reconcile this with the masturbation is bad teaching? I must confess my brain hook small. I just did it and kinda made myself forget about it. Fast forward a few years later, still a christian and some medical procedure required sperm sample. Again my brain hook cos there just wasn't any way to reconcile the action with the teachings. I am so glad I don't have to have brain freeze moments like this anymore, beating myself up over the things I must do because they are incompatible. 4 Likes 1 Share |
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