How many of ya'all here knows how much Chelsea freaking SUCK ? Can you please raise your hand up?

REALITY101:

How many of ya'all here knows how much Chelsea freaking SUCK ? Can you please raise your hand up?

We perfectly understand how you feel. Chelsea must have thumped your team in the past

High_Chief:

We perfectly understand how you feel. Chelsea must have thumped your team in the past

Bless you brother for admitting that they real suck so bad.

chelseabmw:

Happy Happy Happy

Pon Pop Pop champagne !!!

up le' blues

chelseabmw:





manure0-0

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chelseabmw:

MIKEL & ESSIEN COMBINATION IS THE BEST. . . THEY ARE ALWAYS EXCHANGING PASSES

true story, they blend propa

REALITY101:

Bless you brother for admitting that they real suck so bad.

If winning games and mauling your team with high goal margin is what you call Suck, bless you too

chelseabmw:

chelsea 4-1



aresenal 5-0


manure0-0

Chelsea & Arsenal up u go

ChelseaAvalon, you sabi yab o

Hey, baby mi, my iyawo afesona, my eni bi okan mi, my ololufe, my iyawo tun tun.

my head is blank already.

i went ten years back, watchya think, cool right ?

CC Mhistahrah

Silentgroper:
Hey, baby mi, my iyawo afesona, my eni bi okan mi, my ololufe, my iyawo tun tun.

my head is blank already.

i went ten years back, watchya think, cool right ?

CC Mhistahrah

All these for me?Ife wa gbona gan o.

It's really cool.Are you middle-aged fr?

MhisTahrah:
All these for me?Ife wa gbona gan o.
It's really cool.Are you middle-aged fr?

O gbona feli feli.
cool. What? Nah, i'm nat. Middle age ke, wey i neva enta 30.

i can guess ur age, From d little clue u dropped earlier.
i dnt want to believe u're a lass.
so i'd settle 4 u being within d range of 20-23

Silentgroper:
O gbona feli feli.

cool. What? Nah, i'm nat. Middle age ke, wey i neva enta 30.


i can guess ur age, From d little clue u dropped earlier.

i dnt want to believe u're a lass.

so i'd settle 4 u being within d range of 20-23

But you go soon knack 30 bah?Collect your middle-aged tag in peace.

Who uses 'lass' these days if not elderly people? Even your vocabulary is middle-aged(except your shorthand).

The age range is right though.

MhisTahrah:
But you go soon knack 30 bah?Collect your middle-aged tag in peace.

Who uses 'lass' these days if not elderly people? Even your vocabulary is middle-aged(except your shorthand).

The age range is right though.

Hahahaha. Jxt kee me already.

dz is d 1st time i'm hearing lass is usually used by an elderly person.

i'm guessing u're half Nigerian nd half british/scottish 4 u to knw dat.

i feel u're trying to some outdated reverse psychology on me to get me spill my age.

nw dat i got d age range, which exactly is it? No more unecessary stalling.

Silentgroper:
Hahahaha. Jxt kee me already.

dz is d 1st time i'm hearing lass is usually used by an elderly person.

i'm guessing u're half Nigerian nd half british/scottish 4 u to knw dat.

i feel u're trying to some outdated reverse psychology on me to get me spill my age.

nw dat i got d age range, which exactly is it? No more unecessary stalling.

Well, I've never heard young people around me use the word, it's old school.

I don't have the time or patience to use reverse psychology on people.I asked you directly, remember?Kini big deal pelu age e?

I'm 20, Mr ancient of days.

MhisTahrah:
Well, I've never heard young people around me use the word, it's old school.

I don't have the time or patience to use reverse psychology on people.I asked you directly, remember?Kini big deal pelu age e?

I'm 20, Mr ancient of days.

.. Dz ur humour sef.

well 4 d few times i've been to d u.k, it's being said by all age range, nt jxt d elderly.
sometimes, it goes as lassie..

chei, so ayam older dan u.. *dances*.
e remain small mke u comot my peer group. Hehehehe.

oya i don drop clue, guess away! Lol.

Silentgroper:
.. Dz ur humour sef.

well 4 d few times i've been to d u.k, it's being said by all age range, nt jxt d elderly.
sometimes, it goes as lassie..

chei, so ayam older dan u.. *dances*.
e remain small mke u comot my peer group. Hehehehe.

oya i don drop clue, guess away! Lol.

Which kind clue be dis one?Henceforth you're 30 whether you like it or not.O le wa ma stress mi.

Take am go bank go withdraw.

MhisTahrah:
Which kind clue be dis one?Henceforth you're 30 whether you like it or not.O le wa ma stress mi.

Take am go bank go withdraw.

Woman, no dey increase my age 4 me na. I still wan enjoy my youthful days oo.

okay. Me sef don tire. I'm 22.

choi c as be lyk i jxt exposed a big secrete to u.

Silentgroper:
Woman, no dey increase my age 4 me na. I still wan enjoy my youthful days oo.

okay. Me sef don tire. I'm 22.

choi c as be lyk i jxt exposed a big secrete to u.

Make I no talk sha.

Is English your first language?Why you dey always type like that?

MhisTahrah:
Make I no talk sha.

Is English your first language?Why you dey always type like that?

Nah.. Yoruba is my 1st language, every oda one follows.

type like wat?

u mean d shorthand or hw i spelt secret?

sometimes i get lazy, sometimes 4 d fun of it.

Silentgroper:
Nah.. Yoruba is my 1st language, every oda one follows.

type like wat?

u mean d shorthand or hw i spelt secret?

sometimes i get lazy, sometimes 4 d fun of it.

The shorthand guyy.

Mini oruko e?

MhisTahrah:
The shorthand guyy.
Mini oruko e?

ur vibe dey somehow. Wetin sup?

Silentgroper:
ur vibe dey somehow. Wetin sup?

My replies became less humorous?I'm feeling strange.

Kini oruko e?Or is this your way of evading my question?

MhisTahrah:
My replies became less humorous?I'm feeling strange.

Kini oruko e?Or is this your way of evading my question?

Yep, nd i'm getting dz feeling abt u being upset.

what u feeling strange? Pls dnt hide anything, spill ur guts whenever u have to.

friends call me dapson. U can too, if u want to, or u jxt call me dee.


Your turn.

Silentgroper:
Yep, nd i'm getting dz feeling abt u being upset.

what u feeling strange? Pls dnt hide anything, spill ur guts whenever u have to.

friends call me dapson. U can too, if u want to, or u jxt call me dee.


Your turn.

Why would I be upset? You haven't done anything remotely upsetting.

You're funny. I'll consider your advice, thank you.

Friends, family and enemies alike call me Tahra.h

MhisTahrah:
Why would I be upset? You haven't done anything remotely upsetting.

You're funny. I'll consider your advice, thank you.

Friends, family and enemies alike call me Tahra.h

your replies felt like it.
nw dat i'm on d clear, back to humour mode.
lets keep dz fun

Your name still sounds alien to me 4 a yoruba gel. Bt i came across it while watching A.m some weeks back.
name sounds cool though nd sweet like mi gyal .

Mi amor.. I hope it's nt past ur bedtime. Oya come nd do, so i can tuck u in ur bed.

You dnt need lullabies to sleep right?

Silentgroper:
your replies felt like it.
nw dat i'm on d clear, back to humour mode.
lets keep dz fun

Your name still sounds alien to me 4 a yoruba gel. Bt i came across it while watching A.m some weeks back.
name sounds cool though nd sweet like mi gyal .

Mi amor.. I hope it's nt past ur bedtime. Oya come nd do, so i can tuck u in ur bed.

You dnt need lullabies to sleep right?

Lol...okay sir.
Thank you.

Come and do what?Bobo yi, o ma like iranu gan.
Your singing is enough to send me to lala land.

Your moniker still gives me the creeps though.

MhisTahrah:
Lol...okay sir.
Thank you.

Come and do what?Bobo yi, o ma like iranu gan.
Your singing is enough to send me to lala land.

Your moniker still gives me the creeps though.

See someone dat says i converse like a middle age nd she does nt knw "come nd do" is like saying "be fast / hurry up" in nigeria's english. Lol.

wa, baby mi. O ye ka ti ma sherey pa die nw. *rolls eyes*

yeah, my sweet, melodious voice.

My moniker, hahahaha. You'd get used to it.

Silentgroper:
See someone dat says i converse like a middle age nd she does nt knw "come nd do" is like saying "be fast / hurry up" in nigeria's english. Lol.

wa, baby mi. O ye ka ti ma sherey pa die nw. *rolls eyes*

yeah, my sweet, melodious voice.

My moniker, hahahaha. You'd get used to it.

Eni ni Sunday, gba ona church lo boya Oloun ma save emi e, iranu ti poju e lo.

Afi melodious na, more like horrible.

By the way, come and do means come and do not be fast/hurry up.:-/

MhisTahrah:
Eni ni Sunday, gba ona church lo boya Oloun ma save emi e, iranu ti poju e lo.

Afi melodious na, more like horrible.

By the way, come and do means come and do not be fast/hurry up.:-/

have u never heard " come and do, let me be going"

i think it's d short form of 'come and do fast' ...
wo! Anyhow jare.

whatsup nw

Silentgroper:
have u never heard " come and do, let me be going"

i think it's d short form of 'come and do fast' ...
wo! Anyhow jare.

whatsup nw

You really took your time to reply.I've bored you enough, don't you think?Bye boo.

MhisTahrah:
You really took your time to reply.I've bored you enough, don't you think?Bye boo.

What! Nah c'mon..

i really dnt knw wat 2 say. Bt it's nt what u think it is.

MhisTahrah:
You really took your time to reply.I've bored you enough, don't you think?Bye boo.

If i was bored of u, i wouldnt be here right nw, would i?

i got ur mention at a point i couldnt reply.. So i forgot till i saw ur convo with still.matic.og which was jxt nw