A young girl on NYSC was posted to serve at a school up North and she was assigned to prepare the JSS students for English Language. She was teaching the students on the comparatives and superlatives of words. So what she does is just to call the word and the students will complete the rest. Eg the teacher says TALL. The students echo’s TALLER, TALLEST. The school Principal went to check on the young teacher and met that scene. He took it from her and said FAT and the students as usual echo FATTER, FATTEST. He said BIG. They echo BIGGER, BIGGEST. The Principal nods his head in acknowledgment to their excellent performance and said good. The students echo GOODER, GOODEST. The Principal ordered. STOP and the students again echo STOPPER, STOPPEST. The Principal became fed up and shouted in anger HABBA. The students again echo HABBARER, HABBAREST. The Principal fainted.

Odunnu:

Lol, for once u'v left the education section and your scamming and done somethn commendable.
Nice post.

Kunbee:

Very daft joke

EFCC1:

some1 is luking 4 u

ademiller:

why do everybody faint in these types of jokes? teacher faints, principal faints, father faint, mother faint, tis becoming a bore.

Efemena_xy:

I see nothing commendable here

It's a simple joke for simple minds like Stud's

@Poster - you nor try at all - even newbies dey do berra than this!!

EFCC1:

how their fainting take affect u? abi u wan join them faint make i give you catalyst

ademiller:

shuooo, and how my post take affect u sef, abi na u even need the catalyst pass. mtshewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

jobejobe:

A teenage boy had  just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as  to when they could discuss his use of the car. 
His father said he'd  make a deal with his son:  'You bring your grades up from a C to  a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.  Then we'll talk about the car.' 
The boy thought about  that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed  on it. 
After about  six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up  and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm  disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.
The boy said, 'You  know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my  studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist  had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even  strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'

To this his father  replied, 'Did you also notice they walked everywhere they went?'


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EFCC1:

i need lactic acid as catalyst,d 1 in your NU-NU

silly, stupider, stupidest joke.

EFCC1:

i need lactic acid as catalyst,d 1 in your NU-NU

sats:

not impressed 

Dis one happened to me last weekend i was preparing for a night party wen PHCN seize the power supply i was almost done then so i know i kept my phone on d table so i tUk it and off i went.at d party i saw dIs girl i lkd her instantly so i dd all d moves and we got chating i told her i was working in one of first generation bank u no now.guyz as i was talking wit ds g she brought out hr phone omo c eru heavy duty phone but i mine is costly.so i con decide to collect dIs chick number.check out my lines do u mind giving me your number.d g then ask of my phone which i was eager to give her and impress hr 2 dat am also a big g.guys as i reach for phone i bring am out omo nah tv remote i carry giv hr i feel lk dissappearing instantly as she dey lk at d remote control and also at me.