MobilityExpress:
Those airport tow vans are a menace to society. Them just they tow anyhow but will ignore any exotic car. There was a time I saw a Porsche Cayenne parked near arrivals area below and I was wondering like the person who owns this car get mind oh and I waited to see if the airport tow people will clamp the tires, but they never did. They were around but they didn't touch he car. Out of curiosity I waited to see the person that owns it, thinking maybe it's an army personnel. Lo and behold, after waiting like 10 minutes, the owner showed up, guess who? Obafemi Martins , no wonder them no clamp his car . The day they clamped my car there, I was even still inside the car, I've not even used 2 minutes on the spot, they just came and clamped my tire out of nowhere, and there were other cars around they ignored because they were officers. Oh ohhhh, me sef, I just calmly told the guy I'm an army officer , he asked for my ID, i paused, acted like he wasn't talking to me and put a call through to my oga at the top who luckily for me I saw around not too far from me with his military escort. He said he will send one soldier to me, I should just wait. I got out of the car confidently and told the tow agent that my orderly is coming, I have a meeting. The soldier came, all uniformed up, big guy , I saw the tow guys from a distance quickly unlocking the clamp. The soldier drives my car back to where oga at the top dey. I was just like baba thank you sir, collect my car keys, drive off jejely. This Nigeria, who no know person dey suffer. Since that time, I'm always careful around the airport and only park inside car park. I can't come an be paying any useless outrageous fines.

Chai I almost fell from chair.....