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| Women!!! by Mauricemoh: 11:45pm On Sep 22, 2010 |
Jim, Tom and Eric die and arrive at the gate of saint Paul: Saint Paul then explains to them, 'Heaven is a very big place and you need a car to get around'. The car you get depends solely on how faithful you were to your spouse while you alive. Jim was married for 15 years and cheated on his wife 3 times so he got a Citi Golf. Tom was married 20 years and cheated on his wife once so he got a Toyota Corolla. Eric was married 50 years and never cheated on his wife so he got a BMW. Jim and Tom were very envious of Eric. A couple of months later Jim and Tom see Eric sitting on the pavement crying, Tom asks: 'Whats wrong buddy? Eric replies: 'I just saw my wife!!! Jim asks:'So? Why are you crying?' * * * * Eric says:'She was on a bicycle!' , www.jokesvilage..com |
| Re: Women!!! by yinkalink(f): 12:44am On Sep 24, 2010 |
Love it,mwah.u too much |
| Re: Women!!! by EfemenaXY: 10:21pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
^^ Another reposted joke! haba - una nor dey read some of the threads b/4 posting your jokes?? |
| Re: Women!!! by Calsito: 1:04am On Sep 25, 2010 |
Good |
| Re: Women!!! by Nobody: 9:05am On Sep 28, 2010 |
Eric sud be happy that at least his wife ws given a bicycle.if i were 2b his wife.when i get 2heaven.i will b ordered to crawl |
| Re: Women!!! by Gokson01(m): 9:28am On Sep 28, 2010 |
@ Xiana dat wil b too bad for u . . . Wel wot u sow u shall reap. . . Gud luck |
| Re: Women!!! by peadion(f): 11:52am On Sep 28, 2010 |
nice one,erice wife deserve what she got. |
| Re: Women!!! by Mobsync(m): 12:28pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
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| Re: Women!!! by Osama10(m): 11:23pm On Sep 28, 2010 |
lol |
| Re: Women!!! by StudioCFR(m): 8:02am On Sep 29, 2010 |
Stale! |
| Re: Women!!! by angelz(f): 12:54pm On Sep 29, 2010 |
;Ddry |
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