Dumb tanniny
Teacher: Taminz did ur father help u with ur homework?
Student:No sir he did it all by himself


How element toasted Idowuogbo
Element: I could go to the end of the world for u
Idowuogbu: Yes, but will you stay there?

Element: I offer you maself
Idowuogbo: Sorry but i don't accept cheap gifts

Element: I want to share everything wif u ma angel
Idowuogbo: Now u're talking, lets start 4rm your bank account.

Mr. A: Hey, fool! Please call me a taxi
smart boy: Yes, sir. You are a taxi sir


Studio jnr.: Dad what is an 1diot?
Studio: Am 1diot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do u understand me son?
Studio jnr.: No dad

I'm yet to discover how to delete someone else's thread without an admims right, this thread gives me the motivation to learn it and very soon, you'll be my guest Rubbish'.

No oofffeince

^^^hehehe!!

I'm sooooooooooo loving this!!

Stud ma man how're u doing?

Stud don carry vex throway face o!!

Eyah too bad. But captain derailer e don do

me derailer??

smh

I didn't say u're a derailer. I said u're Captain Derailer of the jokes' high sea north of NL's country presided by president Suen of her royal majesty troops of the web and in the world of interenet

hmmmmm

are we safe??

Yes mayb, It depends ie. If u stop touching me maybe will we arrive safely.

**Draws closer to him**

really??

but you know, where you're concerned - I can't keep my hands to myself!!

these ones have hijacked the jokes section

^^ Black[b]lips[/b]

how you dey? you don go farm come??

yes i am back from the farm - and i bring u dead fox to eat

u for try Tiko (horse meat)

Vic2k3:

Dumb tanniny
Teacher: Taminz did your father help u with your homework?
Student:No sir he did it all by himself


[b]How element toasted Idowuogbo
Element: I could go to the end of the world for u
Idowuogbu: Yes, but will you stay there?

Element: I offer you maself
Idowuogbo: Sorry but i don't accept cheap gifts

Element: I want to share everything wif u ma angel
Idowuogbo: Now u're talking, lets start 4rm your bank account.[/b]

Mr. A: Hey, fool! Please call me a taxi
smart boy: Yes, sir. You are a taxi sir


Studio jnr.: Dad what is an 1diot?
Studio: Am 1diot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do u understand me son?
Studio jnr.: No dad

wetin u chop?

Vic2k3, you well so?

^^one hundred percent

no morning oga vicks but i dont tink u are oo , u meant -100%
cus it b like sey u first microwave d garri b4 u drink am

And how come u knew what i'm having 4 breakfast? Abi u dey ma window? Infact make i come check first.

lol abeg me no b winch oo , but na garri u go lem b4 nko , u sabi anytin else u b correct ndigbo dier food no pass dat 1

Ewu!
Which one yoruba people dey chop?

Red oil and grass

^u dis isi-were wetin na , u b vicks
omo howdy sha , miss u small sha , i don arrange curse for u oo
shud we test drive

Stud tnx 4 dat its quite obvious she high on makeup

vicks if i konk u eenh , u head like cuboid , i wonder if u not ghanian

Idowu i no get time to waist with you - go sidon for your husband bedside.

its not fair oo stud , u dey always drive me commot 4 playing ground , y na
me 2 wan follow una 2 ten ten

Ghana? @ least i go dey abroad rather than u wey dey underboard. Btw no yarn say ur hubby neva recover 4rm that ur . . . .

Bia shoe shoe!! Emeka and ada go play for offtopic sand and leave this place

Idowu- you don abandon you hussy (lol) cuz of him him, wetin be dat siknex name sef?

Vic2k3:

Ghana? @ least i go dey abroad rather than u wey dey underboard. Btw no yarn say your hubby neva recover 4rm that your . . . .

u fall me na wah so d visa u collect from ghana dey shark u soo, eyah na pips like dey stand on top escalator wey dey tin sey na plane

breaking news ghana na abroad  

@stud
no i dint hes away , 2 secure our daily bread na , u wan make i chop stone

@least i made use of virgin airline