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| :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by Vic2k3(m): 10:02pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
A person who speaks two languages is bilingual. . . . A person who speaks three is trilingual. . . . A person who speaks four or more is multilingual. So what is a person who speaks one language called?  why do we park our cars in the driveway and drive our car on the parkway? Eze: Do u know what really amazes me about u? Ada: No, what Eze: Oops. Sorry i was thinking about someone else. Tanniny(Taz, taminz): Vic, element says i'm beautiful and studio says i'm ugly what do u think? Vic2k3: I think u're pretty ugly |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by EfemenaXY: 10:05pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Vic2k3: Monolingual!!  why do we park our cars in the driveway and drive our car on the parkway? Now that's a tough one!  Eze: Do u know what really amazes me about u? haha!! Nice ! Vicks - but you dey find pessin trouuble sha  |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by Vic2k3(m): 10:09pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
I tot u will fail it and i will repatriate u to ur mama village. |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by EfemenaXY: 10:10pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
^^hehehe Oya Mr Smart - what's the answer to the last 2 questions then?? |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by Vic2k3(m): 10:14pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Madam abi ur eye don close finally? U no see signspot? Can't u see u're the smart one now? |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by EfemenaXY: 10:18pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
^^ Nah - you're the smarter one |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by Vic2k3(m): 10:20pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Then u're the smartestestest one(i hope theres a word like dat lol) |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by EfemenaXY: 10:22pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
No - you're the most smartest 1 raised to the power of 10 (shebi u remember your maths??) |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by Vic2k3(m): 10:24pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Wetin be that(maths)? Abi u don drink again? |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by EfemenaXY: 10:32pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Nope don't drink it's called Caculus (maths) - it's a topic in Further / Additional Maths |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by Vic2k3(m): 10:38pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Ah!! See this small girl. So u wan insult me? Abi u no know that i am the best mathematician of all time? Right from school na me de get highest score -f9 when others dey get A1, B2,e.t.c |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by EfemenaXY: 10:40pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
^^lol!! that 1 nor reach - what of an X score (being absent)?? |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by Vic2k3(m): 10:43pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Nah! That can't happen. The teacher was ma gf |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by EfemenaXY: 10:44pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
Lol!! |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by Vic2k3(m): 10:52pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
No need laughing cos i wasn't the only one enjoying the tin(free film- open legs) |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by EfemenaXY: 11:03pm On Sep 23, 2010 |
oay then  |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by tanimz(f): 2:14am On Sep 24, 2010 |
Vic2k3: ^^ This just wraps my reply. |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by Vic2k3(m): 7:34am On Sep 24, 2010 |
Taz so u liked the joke then? . And pls stop editing ma posts. |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by angelz(f): 1:14pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
pretty ugly - 2 beautiful |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by tanimz(f): 3:04pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
Vic2k3: No, I do not like the joke.  It was necessary that I edit your post.  |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by xynerise: 3:19pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
Is Micheal Jackson an Mbano man? Do u consider this rhetorical? |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by Vic2k3(m): 3:59pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
^^you are right provided u're speaking from a mental rehab centre DUMB AS*S |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by xynerise: 5:07pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
^^u are the foolest fool in history |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by Vic2k3(m): 5:22pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
^^ sorry but i don't argue wif lesser humans |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by xynerise: 5:26pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
^^pls wipe ur mouth with the back of ur palm. You gat shi:t stain on it |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by StudioCFR(m): 5:39pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
Na wa'o |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by EfemenaXY: 10:26pm On Sep 24, 2010 |
Chronic Derailers - all of una |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by Mobinga: 1:17am On Sep 25, 2010 |
Cunninglingual |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by Vic2k3(m): 1:18am On Sep 25, 2010 |
***faints*** |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by Mobinga: 1:31am On Sep 25, 2010 |
Vic2k3: You better wake up |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by EfemenaXY: 1:35am On Sep 25, 2010 |
ohhhhh such a dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty thread!! |
| Re: :d [b] Rhetorical Questions [/b] :d by tanimz(f): 1:37am On Sep 25, 2010 |
^ Where you dey since? |
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