Alex walks into a bar and sees a large sign, "Free beer for life if you can complete the challenge." He asks the bartender about the challenge. The bartender states the conditions of the challenge,

"First, you have to drink a gallon of pepper tequila without pausing."

"Secondly, there's an alligator with a sore tooth tied at the back of this bar. You have to pull out his tooth with your bare hands."

"Lastly, there's a woman upstairs who has never been sexually satisfied. you have to go up there and give her the best sex ever."

Alex disagrees at first, but after having a few beers and getting a bit drunk, he consents to the challenge. He drinks the whole gallon of pepper tequila in one go and gets dead drunk. Slowly he stutters into the backyard to where the crocodile is tied up. The people in the bar can hear snapping, screaming, growling, tearing and even more screaming. Everyone is at the edge of their seats.

As everyone watches apprehensively, Alex comes stuttering back into the bar. His clothes are torn and a chunk is missing from his leg. He sways where he stands and demands, "Now where's that woman with the sore tooth?"

OMG

omg x 2

Omg x3

wuld av said omg x 4.
but l choose to scream.
dont tell me he satisfied the alli

Sting I don't gerrit!!

Wait O!. . .

OMG!! X 5!!

What a joke!!

Classic man - give us more pls

Best joke on nairaland ever . And dts final

I beg to differ jor

you dey always differ jor!

OMG x 2.3

^^ I tell u most solemenly - that joke is totally outta dis world man!

Efemena_xy:

^^ I tell u most solemenly - that joke is totally outta dis world man!

Its time to take over this section

OMG. Did he actually, oh geez!

nice one

Wow, I can't say more, but this joke makes my day.

Sssssh o.
It doesn't make sense.
Is this really a joke?

^^^