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A Young Lady Cry To Her Pastor For Help And This Happens by Sadiqali24(m): 10:05pm On May 21, 2019 |
GIRL: i have sinned; i called my boyfriend a bastard. PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve dat? GIRL: He kissed me. PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor kissed the girl. GIRL: Yes! PASTOR: Well, dats no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But he touched my breast. PASTOR: U mean like this? The pastor touched her breast. GIRL: Yes! PASTOR: Thats no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But, he took off my clothes and had sex with me! PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor took off her clothes and had sex with the girl. GIRL: Yes PASTOR: Well, thats also no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: Then he told me he has AIDS. PASTOR: U are a BASTAAAARD |
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