I am domiciled here, Deep within the bowels of hell, Yea, hell called Edo State Where boredom sits in state, Where the sun burneth by day And the moon by night. Edo, scum of the nation Vilest of all creation. A vial of expired vinegar, In the midst of honeycombs. Yet the evil's not yet done, Till you descend into its murkier depths The black despair of Evwotubu, Two hours of light a day, To shock the inhabitants, Fry bulbs, Clog brains. Evwotubu and Edo Dregs of existence. Dear Lord, Deliver me from this mire