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Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by harjayi(m): 9:12am On May 31, 2019 |
Congratulations |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by Glycosunde: 9:16am On May 31, 2019 |
Chelsea is d club were dreams comes through. We just made sarri dream come through |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by Keke4higherpurc: 9:19am On May 31, 2019 |
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Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by omocalabar(m): 9:21am On May 31, 2019 |
deltateam: Funny quotes
1You are angry that you are getting fatter? When you were busy shouting "THIS IS MY YEAR OF EXPANSION!!" You didn't know abi??. 2. A girl born near a door is called Doris They won't teach you this in school, so tell me "Thank you!" 3. # LADIES !, When dating a handsome guy, you have to comment on his pics like "Baby where did you put the charger ?" Just to mark your territory. 4. Somewhere in Nigeria, a girl is smelling her bra to see if she can still wear it after 3days_* # IbadanGirlsEhn .... Aunty well done! 5. Nowadays, side chicks have no respect and fear... They even send regards to the wife and kids 6. Dad : I noticed you now call me "Dad" instead of "Papa"... Daughter : That's because calling you "Papa" spoils my lipstick 7. Lady 1 : My husband swallowed paracetamol by mistake, what do I do ? Lady 2 : Give him headache na... Why waste the medicine?? # Women_Ehn ?? 8. While struggling to find a partner, another person is in 3 different stable relationships!! Some people are gifted, I swear! 9. Satisfying a woman is not easy! You will go and rob a bank and she will ask you why you robbed Diamond bank instead of Zenith bank 10. Give a girl 500k or iPhone 8, her mother or father won't ask her where she got it from!! But if you give her ordinary belle, just small belle o, her father, mother, brothers, uncles and aunties, witches and even her ancestors will come looking for you... Is this fair? 11. I look at some people sometimes and ask myself "Who dey kiss this one sef?" # MyMouthWillNotKillMeOoooo 12. A girl asked me if Liverpool is a series. I asked her why & she replied "Cos their fans are always waiting for next season" 13. Have you ever looked so good, that you don't want to go home yet, because enough people haven't seen you?? 14. If you don't wanna visit him, then tell him straight forward. Which one is "I don't know if I can come again oooo, my father is angry with my mother " 15. I saw a guy today drinking beer at 6:30 am. I asked him: "Isn't it too early for you to be drinking ?" He replied: "Ooh really, at what time do throats open?" I just walked away Now minding my own business 16. WEDDING NIGHT CONFESSION: Husband: Sorry, I slept with a lot of prostitutes. Wife: I said it!!! Your face looks familiar. Husband fainted 17. On my wedding day, I will call names when sharing rice. If you don't hear your name, you will have to tell us who invited you! 18. You will never see African parents kissing, hugging or in any form of romance... But Boom! 11 children... How come? 19. 40 different pictures, one cloth . Bros, no vex o, you be merlin? 20. I was just wondering why the GROOM sits on the RIGHT and the BRIDE on the LEFT... I just remembered my basic ACCOUNTING principles: INCOME is on the right and EXPENSES is on the left.. 21. Gone are the days when we break up and delete our numbers... Now, we will just be observing ourselves on whatsapp and Facebook status to see who is surviving.. 22. People that were owing Lazarus, I wonder how they felt when Jesus woke him up from death... 23. That moment when you look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it. 24. To my future kids: I'm not the one delaying you guys from coming into this beautiful world, Its your mum who is still busy dating other people's husband and giving them your milk. I hope they don't finish our milk. 25. Some Girls are really poor in romance. You hit her with a pillow, Boom! She's chasing you with a knife 26. One thing I've discovered is that as you grow older, you begin to steal meat from your Mother's pot with more Confidence. 27. Nobody keeps secret like a Nigerian travelling abroad for the first time. The fear of Village people is d Beginning of survival 28. Whether na dem dey rush you,or na you dey rush dem, don't rush into someone's relationship or marriage else dem go rush you go hospital 29. Facebook should try showing us people you may avoid* not only people you may know.... Biko 30. If every mother is the Best Mum in the world, then whose mother goes around at night bewitching people and pressing necks?? # I_Wonder_Ooooo ... 31. Shout out to those people that change the water in garri 2 times before taking it, hope you wash the one you use in making Eba? 32. Continue doing "Fat is Bae" Continue ooo... Don't go and lose weight... Until they use bangles to propose to you nice |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by femi4: 9:28am On May 31, 2019 |
GeneralPula: Indeed the end do justify the means!! Some people were like so Chelsea couldn’t signed no other coach than a trophy less coach, I told them to wait till the end of the season. Very good way to end the season! A very good Moral booster as both the coach & players with all the blues ended the season with happiness & archievement!
We are fully ready for the next season combat!!
Blues for life!! he was unlucky in caraba cup final against City. He would have won two trophies this season. He's more of a competition coach than a league coach |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by Olarewaju89: 9:28am On May 31, 2019 |
deltateam: Funny quotes
1You are angry that you are getting fatter? When you were busy shouting "THIS IS MY YEAR OF EXPANSION!!" You didn't know abi??. 2. A girl born near a door is called Doris They won't teach you this in school, so tell me "Thank you!" 3. # LADIES !, When dating a handsome guy, you have to comment on his pics like "Baby where did you put the charger ?" Just to mark your territory. 4. Somewhere in Nigeria, a girl is smelling her bra to see if she can still wear it after 3days_* # IbadanGirlsEhn .... Aunty well done! 5. Nowadays, side chicks have no respect and fear... They even send regards to the wife and kids 6. Dad : I noticed you now call me "Dad" instead of "Papa"... Daughter : That's because calling you "Papa" spoils my lipstick 7. Lady 1 : My husband swallowed paracetamol by mistake, what do I do ? Lady 2 : Give him headache na... Why waste the medicine?? # Women_Ehn ?? 8. While struggling to find a partner, another person is in 3 different stable relationships!! Some people are gifted, I swear! 9. Satisfying a woman is not easy! You will go and rob a bank and she will ask you why you robbed Diamond bank instead of Zenith bank 10. Give a girl 500k or iPhone 8, her mother or father won't ask her where she got it from!! But if you give her ordinary belle, just small belle o, her father, mother, brothers, uncles and aunties, witches and even her ancestors will come looking for you... Is this fair? 11. I look at some people sometimes and ask myself "Who dey kiss this one sef?" # MyMouthWillNotKillMeOoooo 12. A girl asked me if Liverpool is a series. I asked her why & she replied "Cos their fans are always waiting for next season" 13. Have you ever looked so good, that you don't want to go home yet, because enough people haven't seen you?? 14. If you don't wanna visit him, then tell him straight forward. Which one is "I don't know if I can come again oooo, my father is angry with my mother " 15. I saw a guy today drinking beer at 6:30 am. I asked him: "Isn't it too early for you to be drinking ?" He replied: "Ooh really, at what time do throats open?" I just walked away Now minding my own business 16. WEDDING NIGHT CONFESSION: Husband: Sorry, I slept with a lot of prostitutes. Wife: I said it!!! Your face looks familiar. Husband fainted 17. On my wedding day, I will call names when sharing rice. If you don't hear your name, you will have to tell us who invited you! 18. You will never see African parents kissing, hugging or in any form of romance... But Boom! 11 children... How come? 19. 40 different pictures, one cloth . Bros, no vex o, you be merlin? 20. I was just wondering why the GROOM sits on the RIGHT and the BRIDE on the LEFT... I just remembered my basic ACCOUNTING principles: INCOME is on the right and EXPENSES is on the left.. 21. Gone are the days when we break up and delete our numbers... Now, we will just be observing ourselves on whatsapp and Facebook status to see who is surviving.. 22. People that were owing Lazarus, I wonder how they felt when Jesus woke him up from death... 23. That moment when you look horrible in a group photo and the person who looks good refuses to delete it. 24. To my future kids: I'm not the one delaying you guys from coming into this beautiful world, Its your mum who is still busy dating other people's husband and giving them your milk. I hope they don't finish our milk. 25. Some Girls are really poor in romance. You hit her with a pillow, Boom! She's chasing you with a knife 26. One thing I've discovered is that as you grow older, you begin to steal meat from your Mother's pot with more Confidence. 27. Nobody keeps secret like a Nigerian travelling abroad for the first time. The fear of Village people is d Beginning of survival 28. Whether na dem dey rush you,or na you dey rush dem, don't rush into someone's relationship or marriage else dem go rush you go hospital 29. Facebook should try showing us people you may avoid* not only people you may know.... Biko 30. If every mother is the Best Mum in the world, then whose mother goes around at night bewitching people and pressing necks?? # I_Wonder_Ooooo ... 31. Shout out to those people that change the water in garri 2 times before taking it, hope you wash the one you use in making Eba? 32. Continue doing "Fat is Bae" Continue ooo... Don't go and lose weight... Until they use bangles to propose to you |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by Lamasta(m): 9:41am On May 31, 2019 |
Sarri my Man |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by waletoke12345(m): 9:44am On May 31, 2019 |
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Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by Gabson001(m): 9:47am On May 31, 2019 |
Once in a lifetime.. |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by monarch101(m): 9:51am On May 31, 2019 |
TGMISKY: They said Conte has never won a cup competition and Mourinho does not lose cup finals. We gave the FA cup to Conte. They said Maurizio Sarri has won nothing and Unai Emeri is the master of the UEL. We gave Sarri the medal against the master of the cup.
We are Chelsea. We don't obey the laws of nature.[color=#000099][/color] They don start with their mouth. Next season is champions league that's for the big boys Only time will tell if Chelsea can stand the heat in the kitchen without Hazard |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by olumalcolm(m): 9:53am On May 31, 2019 |
justli:
This is so hilarious. Maybe you should make a separate thread with meme. I can't stop laffing no 15 and 26 got |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by GeneralPula: 9:55am On May 31, 2019 |
femi4: he was unlucky in caraba cup final against City. He would have won two trophies this season.
He's more of a competition coach than a league coach Very true! |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by Chijeep(m): 9:56am On May 31, 2019 |
Arsenal fans won't like this u knw!!!
Ichie Sarri 1 of Amankwo Baku
Ogbuefi 4 na ala Baku 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by charlesm91(m): 10:04am On May 31, 2019 |
TGMISKY: They said Conte has never won a cup competition and Mourinho does not lose cup finals. We gave the FA cup to Conte. They said Maurizio Sarri has won nothing and Unai Emeri is the master of the UEL. We gave Sarri the medal against the master of the cup.
We are Chelsea. We don't obey the laws of nature.[color=#000099][/color] they said pochetinno never win spoon for im life. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
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Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by Nobody: 10:09am On May 31, 2019 |
Conte won fa cup, the next season he was gone. Sarri won d europa league, and next season he will be gone Arsenal is a useless club aswear. Seven games 2go de were in top4 with gud chance(looking at their remaining games) but i said they would f** up and they did okay win europa, de got trashed. On behalf of all man u fans, we dont deserve to be in europa with arsenal UEFA should ban them joor |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by Nobody: 10:12am On May 31, 2019 |
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Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by spencekat(m): 10:24am On May 31, 2019 |
monarch101:
They don start with their mouth. Next season is champions league that's for the big boys
Only time will tell if Chelsea can stand the heat in the kitchen without Hazard no
Hazard is dispensable |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by monarch101(m): 11:10am On May 31, 2019 |
spencekat: Hazard is dispensable Same thing you guys said when the Drogbas, Lampard, the Essiens left Those pvssies you called players haven't even tried replacing them spencekat: Hazard is dispensable 1 Like |
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Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by Ayobami7(m): 12:41pm On May 31, 2019 |
Congrats to him |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by Nobody: 12:49pm On May 31, 2019 |
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Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by TGMISKY(m): 12:56pm On May 31, 2019 |
charlesm91: they said pochetinno never win spoon for im life. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Part of me wants him to win the cup but I still want Chelsea to be the only European Champion in London |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by TGMISKY(m): 1:00pm On May 31, 2019 |
monarch101:
They don start with their mouth. Next season is champions league that's for the big boys
Only time will tell if Chelsea can stand the heat in the kitchen without Hazard
Are you saying that we should not celebrate because we're uncertain of next season? |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by BENEAMATA: 1:32pm On May 31, 2019 |
congrats to oniSARRI of IGANMU land . come to thinK of it , just now i recall telling majorly ARSENAL fans among rival fans mocking the appointment of our then newly recruited manager , telling us we are going to ' eat saari ' (muslim's midnight's/ dawn meal in ramadan) , and i use to happily tell them they , the rival fans will observe the fasting ! just imagine everything coming to pass in the HOLY MONTHS ! |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by BENEAMATA: 1:39pm On May 31, 2019 |
;Dto DELTAMAN , hi , i'm doctor beneamata . You no well ! I know say you no know , i'll be observing you . ;Dto DELTAMAN , hi , i'm doctor beneamata . You no well ! I know say you no know , i'll be observing you . |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by BENEAMATA: 1:41pm On May 31, 2019 |
;Dto DELTAMAN , hi , i'm doctor beneamata . You no well ! I know say you no know , i'll be observing you . ;Dto DELTAteam , hi , i'm doctor beneamata . You no well ! I know say you no know , i'll be observing you . |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by MorataFC: 1:57pm On May 31, 2019 |
TGMISKY: They said Conte has never won a cup competition and Mourinho does not lose cup finals. We gave the FA cup to Conte. They said Maurizio Sarri has won nothing and Unai Emeri is the master of the UEL. We gave Sarri the medal against the master of the cup.
We are Chelsea. We don't obey the laws of nature.[color=#000099][/color] gbamuu |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by monarch101(m): 3:41pm On May 31, 2019 |
TGMISKY:
Are you saying that we should not celebrate because we're uncertain of next season? We all have reasons to celebrate but the way you brought some histories about Chelsea defiling the odds Am sorry if I have provoked you in anyway, I hope Chelsea emulates Porto by winning the Champions league next season... Porto won the Uefa cup in 2003 and went on to win the champions league in 2004 |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by suremanpatriot: 3:57pm On May 31, 2019 |
so yhis is gold medal kachikwo |
Re: Maurizio Sarri Looking At His First Medal by 8stargeneral: 4:14pm On May 31, 2019 |
it was like a dream to him |