FULL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT TO THE
AUTHOR: ONIHAXY . This story is rated +18, contains
strong language, pidgin English & S-x. . . . episode 1
Passing out parade has come and gone, I
will definitely miss my friends, my PPA,
my environment in ota, a lot of thoughts
were running through my mind as I was
packing and arranging my loads. I begin to
ask myself, “after service year then what next?”. I had tried to apply for jobs during my
service year but I couldn’t get a befitting
job. My friends that were born with a
silver spoon had jobs waiting for them at
home, “Which kind wahala be this?”, I
picked my bag, boarded a bus to akure. On getting home, my family and
neighbours welcomed me, it was as if a
white man came on a visit. People are
asking me questions, some were greeting,
some were asking for what I brought. As days rolled by, I begin to search for
what to do, I moved round the town to see
if I could get a job somewhere. One day while I was passing by on the 3rd
street, I saw a woman coming out of a
mighty duplex, the house was painted
white, she was pasting a notice on her gate
as I was passing by. I moved closer to see
what she was pasting, and on it I saw ” A home lesson teacher wanted URGENTLY”. Chaiii, I ignored at first and moved on.
After walking about 8 steps. I stopped and
think. ***** why I go refuse this job na?,
dem be rich people ooo, so dem fit
pay.*****, I stopped thinking, I went back
the house, I knocked on the gate and the gateman ushered me in. the gateman took
me to the door entrance, called out the
woman and left. ME: good afternoon ma MADAM: good afternoon young man, how
can I help you? ME: I saw you pasting a notice the other
time and I decided to apply. MADAM: you mean the home tutor job? ME: Yes MADAM: hope you passed your WAEC? And
how was the result?. ME: *****smiled*****, yes man I did. MADAM: but I will prefer a graduate
because my first daughter wants to write
jamb and post jamb, so a graduate will do
better. ME: *****i looked at myself and thought,
“chaiiii, small stature na bad thing oooo,
se I no look like graduate ni?”*****
smiled, I’m a graduate ma. MADAM: really?, oooohh, please I am so
sorry for the embarrassment, so sorry
please, you look very young, please come
in please. ************she ushered me into the
living room************ The interior of the room is a nice one, a
colourful design and furnitures. I sat on the
chair and she sat down opposite to me. MADAM: I’m sorry for the other time ME: its not a problem ma MaDAM: which state are you from? ME: Edo MADAM: how old are you. ME: ****felt embarrassed*** 23 MADAM: 23? Then what age did you
graduate? ME: 21 Ma MADAM: ***smiled*** you must be a
genius, I like that. So let’s get to
business. My first daughter janet is 19, she
failed her last jamb attempt, so she is
writing another one, so you will teach her
physics, chemistry and math, less I forget. What’s your course? ME: chemistry Ma MaDAM: then you should be able to do well
then ME: ok ma, ***i looked at the photo on the
wall directly in front of me, its of a very
pretty young lady, she is fair and has a big
burst. This must be janet, “chaiiiii, omo
see bobby**** MADAM: I also have a son, 12 in jss3, u will
be teaching him mathematics. Me: ok ma. MADAM: ********called someone by the
name “sikira”. Sikira!!! , bring a bottle
of coke for me with a glass cup******. A young girl appeared from the kitchen,
her dressing shows that she must be the
house maid. She is fair too but not up to
janet, she must be in her early 20′s I
guess, she has this local inbuilt beauty, a
nice dimple and an average sized bosoms. She served the coke and turned back.
Chaiiiiiiii, omo see a$$$$$$. Its that type of mercy johnson’s. I sipped
the coke and we continued the discussion. MADAM: that is my house maid, no tempt
her with your fine boy look oooooo. ME: ok ma. Madam: just kidding. So how much are you
charging me? ME: *****thought for a while, viewed the
look of the house, the cars I saw
outside***** 30k ma. MADAM: heeeeeeeee, when I’m not
employing you to train her for cambridge.
I will pay you 20k per month for the 2
children. ME: ok ma MADAM: let me give you a little rule.
Don’t go beyond academics with my
daughter, I think you understand what I
mean?. If you do, I will send hired killer to
kill you. ME: ok ma, *******so this woman is only
concerned about her daughter’s yansh,
what about sikira?*****. Sorry ma, can I
ask a question? Madam: go ahead. ME: please are the children around?! I want
to introduce myself to them ****for my
mind, I wan see how janet looks like in
reality****. MaDAM: janet went to a friend’s birthday
party, gideon my son is sleeping inside.
Maybe when you resume lesson, you will
get to know them. ME: thanks ma. One more thing please, I
wish to meet daddy too. MADAM: laughs, daddy is not in nigeria. Me: ok ma, let me take my leave, I will
resume on monday. I exchanged number
with her, stood up and was about to leave
when sikira came out to pick the bottle.
She looked into my eyes and released a
cute smile, her dimple made a hole. I smiled back at her too. I dashed out of the
compound. As I stood in front of the gate, a
cab dropped a young girl in front of the
house. I recognised the face as the same I
saw on the picture, this must be janet. I said to her “HI”. She just ignored,
passed by and knock on the gate which the
gateman later opened. I said to my self.
Chaiiiii, why this girl come rude and dey
arrogant like this na?… … . . To be continued.