charliejose:
That means those that did theirs in Nigeria should do naming ceremony, baby shower considering the number of years they spent

TheFacelessMan:


Some years back, I was a mercenary in an exam....

For at least 23 hours daily, all i thought of was Fatima Abdullah.

She was extremely beautiful.... extremely dull too.

She expertly manipulated me into sitting for her in Physics 101 exams.

We were already seated in the Hall when stern looking Professor Arowojobe walked in like Death, Itself.

If you check "SADIST" in the dictionary, i am sure his passport photo is there.

He started calling everyone by name and you had to stand up.

"Chinedu Okadigbo"..... "Olaide Ademola"....

"Fatima Abdullah "

"FATIMA ABDULLAH "

There was graveyard silence.

I am as masculine as they come. From voice to facial hair.

How do i pass off as a woman?!

Prof Arowojobe looked like a wolf in Ramadan


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So.... i heard Arowojobe calling for security backup and i knew i had to dash for it!

I ran headlong and slammed into Arowojobe...catching him by surprise.

Out of the corner of my eyes... i saw 2 guards in hot pursuit. One huge one had blocked my only route of escape - the staircase


"Heyyyyy...HEYYYY you!" I heard them shout behind me as they closed the distance between us..

I was in my final year, 500 Level Engineering. If caught, i was screwed


They had blocked all possible avenues to escape except ONE.

I took it. I jumped from the 4 storey building

Maybe it took only 3 seconds, but it seemed like 3 lifetimes as i sailed through the air...

I hurtled through tree branches at 100miles / hour....the red muddy ground rushing at me

I heard the audible crack of my ankle giving way under my weight


There i was ....helpless when they came for me.

The huge guard, quite unnecessarily jumped ontop me flattening me and i yelped out in pain.

EPILOGUE : Fatima denied all knowledge of me at the panel - she was pardoned. I was expelled for exam malpractices.


She got engaged to a rich Alhaji weeks after the incident and even had the balls to send me an invitation card to her wedding

"Let bygones be bygones, wish me well" her SMS said.

I am waiting at the reception hall right now, i have a gift for her.....

YES, i did BUY a GUN


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This story has a good ending...but it would be long

TheFacelessMan:


I have better stories not on the FP

charliejose:
That means those that did theirs in Nigeria should do naming ceremony, baby shower considering the number of years they spent

amaben2020:
If those above me know how difficult it is to obtain a PhD

lilianofentse:
your brainstorming is on another level. How does one go about it??

TheFacelessMan:


LOL. Thanks. It comes from a lifetime of reading.

Nairaland writing is actually my favourite medium of expression.

I DON'T want to be restricted to the Literature section. That's not fun.

I prefer the excitement of seeing a headline and rushing to write an engaging story based on a random headline i didn't know existed mere seconds before.

5 seconds.... i know the beginning. 10 seconds i have a good idea of the end.

I just sprinkle humour and suspense in between.

MrMumu:

Your mumu never do?

Get a life oga, and a job also!

I don't need to insult you. Your name is apt.

But if you must know, the job i have your father is still dreaming of

InvertedHammer:

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The toughest degree to get is at the Bachelorette level.

Too many classes. Too many years.

Beyond that, the coast becomes clearer.

/

charliejose:
That means those that did theirs in Nigeria should do naming ceremony, baby shower considering the number of years they spent

KingAzubuike:

Really? I think PhD should be the toughest then bsc. Masters is the easiest. In PhD, 90%/are usually student-lecturers so you attend classes too, lots of them, even mark scripts , invigilate exams and run errands for your supervisor (oga). . I'm talking from the Nigerian system tho.

TheFacelessMan:


I don't need to insult you. Your name is apt.

But if you must know, the job i have your father is still dreaming of