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Hey guys, a friend sent this joke to me and i feel i should share it with funloving Landers.pls enjoy.Here it goes:




(((ring))) (((ring-g-g-g-g))) *** pick up ***


"Hello?"


"Hi honey, this is Daddy, is your Mommy near the phone?"


"No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"


After a brief pause Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle
Frank,honey!"


"Oh Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now!"


"Uh Okay then, here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank
that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."


"Okay Daddy!" A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.


"Well I did what you said, Daddy."


"And what happened?" he asks.


"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the
front window and now she's all bleeding with a broken neck."


"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"


"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he
jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, but he must have
forgotten that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit
the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's writhing in pain"


*** long pause ***


Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is this 555-7039?


"No! This is 555-7093" the little girl said.


"Ooppppss, sorry wrong number!"