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The Sex Addict by Chrisrare: 3:51pm On Jun 14, 2019
A certain zoo acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very horney, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorilla species available. While reflecting on their problem, the zoo dministrators noticed Kayode, an employee responsible for cleaning the animal cages. So, the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Kayode was approached with a proposition:
"Would you be willing to have sex with the gorilla for ten thousand naira?" Kayode showed some interest, buit said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Kayode announced that he would
accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
"First," he said, "My wife must not know about this''.
Secondly, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this union." The zoo administrators quickly agreed to these
conditions, so they asked what was his third
condition. "Well," said Kayode, "you have to give me another week to come up with the ten thousand naira."

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