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Joke Of The Day by olajideajibola(m): 4:05pm On Jun 20, 2019 |
� � � � � � � � � � � � Today marked it exactly 22 years my mother almost killed me the day I was sent to go and buy salt for a Jollof Rice � that was already on the fire .After 2 hours of waiting for me only for my mother � to come out to see me in front of the street doing "Change your style",Yah!,"Another style Wooo!, be like thaaat!!!"......I was still "Being like that" when my mother landed a warm thunder slap on my left ear � .....For complete 7 days, I was continuously hearing "Mother in the kitchen cooking rice � ".� � � |
Re: Joke Of The Day by olajideajibola(m): 4:24pm On Jun 20, 2019 |
<b><t>Laugh Wan tear my boxer��� 1)Welcome� to Nigeria� where ladies insult yahoo� Boys online �and sleep with them offline....��� 2)Just imagine� telling your kids��� that You met their Mother� on Facebook free mode*�� 3)I'm sure� most of you that read my posts�� ask yourself�� "Who is this Guy Self"?�� The truth is that�, Even me I don't know myself��� 4)My girlfriend's� jealousy is getting out of hand�. The other day she� looked at my Calendar� and asked me "Who is May?��� 5) Witchcraft� is when u are suspecting� that your boyfriend �has a side chick,� then boom!!! �U are the side chick.��� 6) Its like my �landlord daughter� has joined cult� if not why will �she be wearing� red pant & red bra� all d time...��� 7) I want a God� fearing man,� after marriage� you will start requesting of iPhone�, instead of bible� and holy water, �verily verily I say to you�, your BRAIN has STRETCH MARK���� TEACHER�: What do you call someone with no body and a nose?� AKPOS�: Nobody Knows...��� 9)That moments� you are laughing�� with your mum� Then BOOM!!! �She ask you for yesterday's change��� 10)� Ladies after washing✌,cleaning and cooking� for your boyfriend� and he say� "The guy that will marry you� will be so lucky�" My sister hit him hard�� with a frying pan for manual reset��� 11)Have you Ever checked �your phonebook list� when you are broke ??��You find 99% of the people saved are useless!!!!��� 12)When A Nigerian �Girl Realizes How Rich You Are�, She will Be Like �"Baby, I Love� Your Mouth� Odour, It Always Turns Me On��� 13)Broken heart� can cause u to buy airtime✊✊ credit and request for a polythene bag�� 14)If she� doesn't scream� during sex, impregnate her� ..my brother� she will scream in labour��� .I hate stuborn girls.��� 15)My neighbour �has been searching� and shouting� that his #2500 is missing� but its #1500 .I hate lies.*�� 16)Be careful� who you make admin� i was a victim�. i made someone admin�� of my group�� and the person removed me ��from the group and blocked me��� 17)Telling lies� started from Primary Schools� with this song - "I remember� when I was a soldier".� When were you a soldier?�� 18)Help� me thank GOD�� I now have a property abroad.�� My friend traveled� to Canada with my earphone��� and charger� 19) I dnt want my family� to judge the way I Eat..�So I walk pass�� them with 2 slices�� of bread in my plate� and 10 in my pocket��� 20)You find it hard to close �your eyes during prayers,�* *but if lips� touches yours,�*you close your eyes �like Tilapia fish!!!!!!*�� *God is watching you with microscope.*�� 21) LIFE IS REALLY UNFAIR�� �When You Are Dead They Cry�� But When You Rise ��From Death They Run�� 22)If U call� a girl and she is not picking...� Just text her� "Did you receive an alert"���� Then wait and leave the rest to God�� 23)Some girls �cut dia hair� to look like Amber Rose� And boom they end up looking� like Ngolo Kante��� |
Re: Joke Of The Day by Nobody: 9:14am On Jun 21, 2019 |
This is so funny |
Re: Joke Of The Day by Nobody: 9:15am On Jun 21, 2019 |
I would love to see this unfold |
Re: Joke Of The Day by Nobody: 9:15am On Jun 21, 2019 |
I need to share this asap |
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