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The Perfect Husband: by dupsytosh(f): 4:38pm On Oct 05, 2010 |
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing , the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape, Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" |
Re: The Perfect Husband: by Pukkah: 7:00pm On Oct 05, 2010 |
The woman obviously did not know her husband's voice. |
Re: The Perfect Husband: by donjon: 8:45pm On Oct 05, 2010 |
What? Omg! |
Re: The Perfect Husband: by clemcykul(f): 10:30am On Oct 06, 2010 |
what? OMG |
Re: The Perfect Husband: by EfemenaXY: 3:28pm On Oct 09, 2010 |
hahaha!! |
Re: The Perfect Husband: by KDK(m): 3:51pm On Oct 09, 2010 |
;d ;d |
Re: The Perfect Husband: by Danja4sure(m): 11:17pm On Oct 09, 2010 |
Ha ha ha ha really like it |
Re: The Perfect Husband: by starlife30(m): 10:08am On Oct 10, 2010 |
5/10 |
Re: The Perfect Husband: by dupsytosh(f): 9:51am On Oct 13, 2010 |
starlife30: lol u try tnx all |
Re: The Perfect Husband: by angelz(f): 10:38am On Oct 13, 2010 |
:owhat da , |
Re: The Perfect Husband: by Kunbee: 10:33pm On Oct 13, 2010 |
Unrealistic joke |
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