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The Dreadful Monster Called Sniper by HENROSHUN(m): 9:18pm On Jun 23, 2019
*Sniper* is not an easy killer; it's an organ eating ,liquid monster.

Sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate.

When you blindly drink *sniper* that you want to kill yourself, this is what will happen to you....

1. Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as forced tears escapes from its reservoir

2. You will have serious discharges from your nose...oh, it's late, you will have no control over these happenings now.

3. A banging migraine will set in. You will hold onto your head and scream like it wants to explode..

4. Your chest will tighten, forcing close, making sure that your body have loses control over it.

5. You will be on the floor by now, screaming through all your senses, as saliva pours out from your mouth like a slow, mini river.

6. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be relieved, because you are now in so much regrets for taking the sniper, but sniper must finish its job.

7. The rest of the crises come in turns as you poo all over yourself ...sweating, muscle fasciculation, your blood pressure will go down, convulsion, then, your life will be squeezed out of you through the shutting down of your lungs and kidney, cardiac arrest will aid your departure.

The last thing that will die in you, is your brain that will take in every information before shutting down. It will allow you watch yourself, give up the pained ghost.

That's why they will meet you when you are dead, with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your underwear, your body twisted in a strange position as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and they will observe the signs of struggle in the room you took the sniper...because you will climb the walls, tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to quail the killing pain.. some run off from their houses, screaming for people to help them, that they drank sniper, that's how they end up in the hospital.

If you are lucky, your system could be flushed when it has not shut down everything, but you will never remain the same; if you are unlucky, you will die on your way to the hospital, or in the hospital...but in your dead eyes, the last memorial record in it before your terrorized brain shuts down, is "regrets".

*You can see, it's not an easy death*

In case you are among those waiting on queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come back to tell you their experiences with sniper...that 100ml ,200/300 naira is a *terminator*.. *a gradually, ruthless, wicked terminator.*

You are deceived when they make you believe that sniper is the easiest way out, no, it will slowly devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your organs one by one in a tearing order.

If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices, while you think your way out. *Suicide is not a joke*.

Sniper will make you *see your ear without mirror,* will force you to beg for your life back, but it will scream back at you from your system, to let it do its job.

*It will give you a slow, dragged, struggled, regrettable death..*

Why don't you use that strength of fighting a painful death, and fight your way out to live?

CC: Lalasticlala please help push to the front page so that everyone can see.
Re: The Dreadful Monster Called Sniper by rottennaija(m): 9:41pm On Jun 23, 2019
This is front page worthy
Re: The Dreadful Monster Called Sniper by Jmk9292(m): 9:42pm On Jun 23, 2019
A very innocent substance on its own...... Being abused by weaklings and cowards....
Re: The Dreadful Monster Called Sniper by kowema(f): 10:11pm On Jun 23, 2019
Hmmm.
OP you sound like you survived a sniper experience.
Such vivid description of the gory.

To whom it may concern out der, suicide is never the answer. Talk to Jesus, He is good at healing pains

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