NIGERIANS ARE FUNNY OOO ��

BETWEEN ATIKU AND THE ELECTION TRIBUNAL.

Tribunal: Atiku, did you win your own polling unit?

ATIKU: No my lord.

Tribunal: Did you win the polling unit in your village Jada, Adamawa State?

Atiku: No my lord.

Tribunal: Did your godfather (Obj) win his polling unit?

Atiku: No my lord.

Tribunal: Did your financier (IBB) win his polling unit?

Atiku: No my lord.

Tribunal: Did your spokesman ( Buba Galadima) win his polling unit?

Atiku: No my lord.

Tribunal: Did one of your strongest backers ( Kwankwanso) win his polling unit?

Atiku: No my lord.

Tribunal: In all honesty, do you think votes in any of these aforementioned polling units were rigged since you and these mighty men were present there?

Atiku: No my lord.

Tribunal: So why did you bring us here?
Do you think we came here to play?
You couldn't win your polling unit, the one in your village and you are crying that you won the election?

If you couldn't win the election in polling units, where you are so sure, how then can you claim to have won in other units far from you?

In fact, you just wasted our time.
Please, you have no case.

Atiku: Thank you, my lord. Am sorry. Just that they told me I will win and forced me to initiate the court case.

Tribunal: Who told you and who forced you?

Atiku: My lord. It is all these Prophets and men of God, including Secondus and others.

Tribunal: OK, go and meet them and collect your money. Haba, can't you just use your head?
If you or your supporters believe that you and all your gladiators lost their polling units and yet won the elections, then something must be wrong somewhere.
This is why our education is going bad because simple logic our children cannot put together.

Tribunal: CASE STRUCK OUT...No case submission.
All rise! ���.

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