(1) Female students should wear mini-skirts only
.
(2) Lunchtime takes 3hrs while each lesson takes only 20mins
.
(3) If you are quiet person, sorry!get the Bleep out of my school
.
(4) If you wanna get high there's a room for Smokers
.
(5) Wednesdays and Fridays it's party time no lessons
.
(6) During examination all students will be provided with text
books
.
(7) All students are free to bring their laptops and phones
because free Wi-Fi will be provided
.
( If you insult a teacher your punishment is to play FIFA
with principal
.
(9) At lunchtime students eat every kind foods you want the school will provide
.
(10) On Mondays you'll come to school at 10:00 just to discuss what happened over the weekend
.
WILL YOU JOIN MY SCHOOL ?