A drunk man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says: "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts: "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"

^^ Not funny

it depends on your state of mind and ur sense of humor,

giggles

blapo:

it depends on your state of mind and your sense of humor,

They're both in excellent state

that's why you joke ain't funny

try harder

Lol. Average, but funny though

Hehehe. . .

Vic2k3:

Lol. Average, but funny though

Average man like you go enjoy average joke

you're sooooooooooooooooooooooo average!  

So ur country 'so' is that long. I dey fear o!

yeye

No provoke me o. If not, if i catch u! , i will rape u.

*yawning* what a joke?

hmmmm

ona suppose to appreciete dis guy small, despiet the fact say the joke no make sence, at lease make him feel among, remeber say na so we take start ohh.

I find this funny use your imagination

keep tryin, smh

The man must be a great sinner,

Vic2k3:

No provoke me o. If not, if i catch u! , i will despoil u.

yeye

(once) yeye

(twice) yeye, yeye

(thrice) yeye, yeye, yeye

(f-rice) yeye, yeye, yeye, yeye!!!!

okay - as u wish

Efe pls don't be. Cos the more u are the more u hurt me. So jxt . . Jxt . . i don't know

Whats wrong honey?

Vic2k3:

Efe pls don't be. Cos the more u are the more u hurt me. So jxt . . Jxt . . i don't know

I've never, ever meant to hurt you baby

but you're making it hard, so hard for me. . .

Nah! I read no more cos u're back wif ur heart melting words and nxt day **woosh** comes the heartbreak

d'you want me to go away then??

I've been trying hard to ignore that^^. But can't cos its a bo.oby trap. So goodnight and sweet dreams.

so, whose the coward now??

It is better to be a coward and survive a battle than be brave and lose ur life. Yes i am.

@ Efe & Vicks : Could you stop this e-tango, exchange numbers and put this 'agony' to an end? This is suppose to be a joke thread not a , place for whatever is going on btw u two!

OH!! Sharap dia jor

^^jxt what u're doing now right. Or wud u prefer us replying once and logging out. Thats cool too