If my hood is no more safe again then nowhere in naija is safe o. . .
I've been hearing of phone snatchers all the time but I NO TOO TAKE DEM STORY SERIOUS TILL I ENTER DEM HAND LAST NIGHT  (sunday 4th sept 2011 :1142pm) I went to BUY a RECHARGE CARD.
They came to me like those guys dat usually scope me to arrange dem 100 or 200 NAIRA to buy something and i waited to listen to dem till dey showed me dia true colour. . .

but cant president jonathan goodluck empower dis youths  with okada, sewing machine, grinding machine or keke napep so they could stay off the street and atleast live a semi good life?

Cant they recruit dis youth arm robbers into our national athletic team so as to better there life and dat of their family? 
Seriously, this arm robbers usually run very fast  . . . After dem cover my eyes with slap and took my phone, before i manage open eyes dem don disappear. . Then i asked myself did they run abi dey disappeared?
WATCH OUT FOR PT2. . . tis a long story.

lol

**very dry** yawns @ joke

El guapo. . . I still dey wait for the day u go write a joke without copy pasting. . I mean stealing from others work. .





Ignores Busybody20 cuz na kitchen women belong

Disappointed. . .too DRY!. . .WHY?

Nothing Embarasses me

*yawns and walks out*

throws stone at him

Lol @ "cover my eye with slap". As for the rest. . . I dunno.

, and yet another ru**ish,
mtewwwww

Newbride. . .

Didnt i warn u never to comment on any of my thread again?

Are u mad?

except u are seun u have no right to type that sentence with your crippled fingers

u just stepped on the tail of a tiger

u a tiger?. . . Abi u meant A GOAT

where's d joke?

, and u a PIG,
i really dont see the joke o
yet u tell him and he comes down on you like thunder
learn from your fellow mate, El (to be precise) and stop looking stup*d

And i stil cant believe this NTA Makurdi centre News at 10 took ma precious time!


lol. try AIT next time

Eemm where's the joke

El hope you are coming up with something better. Looking forward to the part 2 man.

Some of dis village clowns asking where is the joke . Where is the joke dont even know how to make people laugh. . Talkless of writting jokes themselves.

Na to criticise other people wey try cook up something for everyones enjoyment dem sabi.

CANT THEY KEEP DIA CRITISM/OPINION TO THEMSELVES?

Why is jokes section so fulla bad eggs

I told those boys to pull your cloth and shoe because your phone is bad market. Nokia communicator? Come and collect it

u look like one of them sef
i think naija gov'ment should recruit them into the athletic team cuz they usually run very fast

We are already occupied. No time to be running around field and maybe even break legs, so keep the job for jackpot, bin, el, yinka, Ode, bright and don't forget mikuz; this guy dey disturb me for money everyday.



When coming to collect your phone, don't come empty handed.

and u come dey use style beg me for money sey wetin happen?

shoooo
has it gotten to that?
And even basket mouth dey garnish his jokes with pidgin o
does dat makes him an illiterate?

I'm not going to insult u back till i'm sure you're are mentally stable Sir. .


*NO OFFENCE*

Studio CFR:

and u come dey use style beg me for money sey wetin happen?

Those boys no slap you well The Instruction is slap him, break his nose and make sure he keep quite for long

B.tch Guapo
please stop smoking weed i beg you