Its high time we put the brohaha happening in Naija aside and lets catch some laughs.



Name:- xxxx
Nickname:- Cephas
HOBBIES:- Collecting teeth from life lion, catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up & down mount Everest, Bathing in an acid pool.
MY RECORDS:-
Fought with a dinosaur & broke it's neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held my breathe under water for two months, 3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins, 45seconds, ( the list is too long )
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS:-
Went to heaven just to charge my phone, fluent in 10, 598 languages, 1st man to land on the sun.
SILLY THINGS I'VE DONE:-
Threw my neighbours car on the roof.
EMBARRASSING MOMENT:-
Could not kill 100 cows with a single punch only 99 died instantly & the last one is now an slowpoke.
PROUDEST MOMENTS:-
1.When a cobra died after bitten me,
2.I roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME:- I really don't like showing off...........