Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand.
After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!"
Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"

Those chipmunks are nuts.

seen this joke b/4

but it's still cool sha

Efemena_xy:

seen this joke b/4

but it's still cool sha

is there any joke you havent seen/heard before

Indeed.

Fiunny

Fiunny

An angel came to bless two poor men and they were asked to choose one between themselves to make a request so that it will be doubled for the other.No one wanted to make the request for it to be doubled for the other.later, the stronger one pounced on the weaker one to make a request. the weaker one said, "please angel remove one of my eyes." you can imagine what will happen to the stronger one

asamedu:

An angel came to bless two poor men and they were asked to choose one between themselves to make a request so that it will be doubled for the other.No one wanted to make the request for it to be doubled for the other.later, the stronger one pounced on the weaker one to make a request. the weaker one said, "please angel remove one of my eyes." you can imagine what will happen to the stronger one

are u telling us that, the Angel will grant such request?