1) If ur book have tear bring it Oh.. This one that anytime i wake up,my bed always be sticky.. I no understand.. I guess i drank Water gum when i was small
2) Because she have join Adult choir now,she have start shakara instead of saying "God" she is now saying "Ghard"
3) That moment when you wanna have sex and your bae push you on the bed,(Gban) YOU HEAD HIT BED STICK AND YOU DIE... Hell have +1 follower be that
3) Am always claiming best cooker in my house but anytime i cook everyone prefer drinking garri.. Even our dog prefer going on hunger strike than eating my food
4) This girl have been talking since morning..
She is beautiful but I cant withold the high voltage of the odour coming out from her mouth
5) This girl claiming choir was like
Lets open To page 107..
Rock of Ages,swear for me
Lemme hang myself on tree
6) Am not a prophet buh the with the weather condition I CAN CONFIDENTLY SAY A NAIRALANDER IS 45minutes PREGNANT
7)Forming comedies is not easy in Nigeria
The person forming it might be hungry