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Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by TheFacelessMan: 9:05pm On Jul 26, 2019
shocked



Years back, at Ijebu Ode, I and my friends decided to do money rituals...

The herbalist asked us to meet him at the OkuOrun Cemetery at midnight.


4 of us went to the cemetery that night and i shiver recalling the unspeakable things that happened that night...

It was dark and so silent we could all hear our hearts beating fast.

Halfway through our walk, we heard a horrible guttural sound



A hyena was snacking on a fresh corpse shocked shocked

We interrupted him eating dinner! undecided

Have you ever heard a hyena laugh ? It sounds like music Satan would dance to in Hell shocked

After a long walk through a maze of grave stones... we got there.




The Babalawo instructed us to all strip naked and choose a tomb to stand in front of...

We each carried a calabash on our heads containing the offering and Baba started chanting.


"NO MATTER WHAT, you MUST NOT LOOK BACK" no matter what! shocked Baba said.


"Eyin oku ati eyin alijanu, omo ni momo eworks, eworks yeeee!" shocked

After 20 minutes of incantations, his words started twisting and became strange and...

I clearly heard the concrete slab shift beneath me shocked




What happened next is difficult to describe...

You know the chill felt against your legs when you open the fridge ?

The temperature dropped to subzero... i am not ashamed to say this, i felt something warm trickling down my legs as i peed on myself undecided

The cold crept up my ankles... to my calves...my buttocks... waist.... back shocked

I felt a presence practically inches behind me and then cold hands of bone on either side of my neck...

My hands started trembling with my eyes screwed shut!

" AHHHHHHHHHHH" .... and i heard a sound of calabash crashing down and breaking, approximately 2 graves away!

That sounded very much like Shola, his nerve must have broken! cry

I heard what seemed like a woman's high pitched evil laughter.




And Shola started making gurgling terrible sounds like he was being strangled...

I ran forward without daring to look back chanting " Jesus, Jesus, Jesus" zeetee

To be continued ..... shocked shocked shocked



Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man" cool

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Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by busysince1993(m): 9:25pm On Jul 26, 2019
I am waiting. please continue

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Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by Maryclaire1(f): 10:00pm On Jul 26, 2019
Abeg continue cry
Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by bigeliot(m): 10:42pm On Jul 26, 2019
Hahahaha....
Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by adigun98(m): 10:42pm On Jul 26, 2019
Boss abeg I go like make we discuss if this is really true
Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by TheFacelessMan: 10:45pm On Jul 26, 2019
adigun98:
Boss abeg I go like make we discuss if this is really true

It is, i can give you the GPS coordinates of the burial ground.

Whatever you meet there, you are O.Y.O that is On Your Own.

I wouldn't be following you. shocked shocked shocked
Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by adigun98(m): 11:21am On Jul 27, 2019
TheFacelessMan:


It is, i can give you the GPS coordinates of the burial ground.

Whatever you meet there, you are O.Y.O that is On Your Own.

I wouldn't be following you. shocked shocked shocked
Boss I no run ritual,na just gee level
Abeg we fit reason privately?
Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by adeosuntunde: 11:42am On Jul 27, 2019
adigun98:

Boss I no run ritual,na just gee level
Abeg we fit reason privately?


Wetin be the difference braa? grin cool

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Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by adigun98(m): 5:00pm On Jul 27, 2019
adeosuntunde:



Wetin be the difference braa? grin cool
Ritual doesn't require any works,you perform the level once successful money begins to come mysteriously but some ASAP for gee you gats work bruh.Client no go fall from heaven start dey pay you
Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by adigun98(m): 5:13pm On Jul 27, 2019
I just need run something bruh,I dey eye sniper o
Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by Nostradamus: 6:44pm On Jul 27, 2019
adigun98:

Boss I no run ritual,na just gee level
Abeg we fit reason privately?
bro,the o.p is known for his great imaginations.you should know this is a work of fiction and he's only catching fun with this write-up.

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Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by TheFacelessMan: 6:51pm On Jul 27, 2019
Nostradamus:
bro,the o.p is known for his great imaginations.you should know this is a work of fiction and he's only catching fun with this write-up.

Non-fiction. I can provide GPS coordinates to the cemetery. I hope you wouldn't meet the hyena though...

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Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by adeosuntunde: 7:51pm On Jul 27, 2019
adigun98:

Ritual doesn't require any works,you perform the level once successful money begins to come mysteriously but some ASAP for gee you gats work bruh.Client no go fall from heaven start dey pay you



I dey laugh you in Chinese......
Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by Vikkoh(m): 7:59pm On Jul 27, 2019
OP how far? Continue the story before I use dark magic to turn you to an Australopithecus!
Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by adigun98(m): 11:05pm On Jul 27, 2019
[quote author=TheFacelessMan post=80687619]

Non-fiction. I can provide GPS coordinates to the cemetery. I hope you wouldn't meet the hyena though...[/quote
Bruh I no need the GPS stuff,abeg just connect me to the man for ijebu.Depression want kill me finish �,about the Hyena when we get to that bridge I will surely cross it
Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by Goalnaldo(m): 6:40am On Jul 28, 2019
[quote author=adigun98 post=80694995][/quote] you have really made up your mind bro. Try doing the normal gee without rituals. I have seen people who hit big with that without doing rituals.

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Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by adigun98(m): 8:00am On Jul 28, 2019
Goalnaldo:
you have really made up your mind bro. Try doing the normal gee without rituals. I have seen people who hit big with that without doing rituals.
Sure bruh,na fakers I just dey meet and I don waste money gan,abeg if you got any sure level wen I fit connect to
Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by TheFacelessMan: 9:29pm On Jul 28, 2019
adigun98:

Sure bruh,na fakers I just dey meet and I don waste money gan,abeg if you got any sure level wen I fit connect to

Friendly advice. PLEASE don't dabble in it.

Whatever gains you get are usually short-lived.

Forget all intermediaries. Create a direct relationship with God (whatever/Whoever) you believe in.

I know someone who did and when she crashed....you would pity her.
Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by adigun98(m): 11:59pm On Jul 28, 2019
TheFacelessMan:


Friendly advice. PLEASE don't dabble in it.

Whatever gains you get are usually short-lived.

Forget all intermediaries. Create a direct relationship with God (whatever/Whoever) you believe in.

I know someone who did and when she crashed....you would pity her.
Boss na when you hear news say Nairalander drinks sniper ?
I no care get money for just 2 years boss ,he don do me strong things pass wetin mouth fit talk.
Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by adeosuntunde: 11:13am On Jul 29, 2019
adigun98:

Boss na when you hear news say Nairalander drinks sniper ?
I no care get money for just 2 years boss ,he don do me strong things pass wetin mouth fit talk.


If you drink sniper,one spanner lost for you

Nairalanders go even yab you tire

You no care get money for just 2years?

How old are you,to start with?
Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by adigun98(m): 11:39am On Jul 29, 2019
adeosuntunde:



If you drink sniper,one spanner lost for you

Nairalanders go even yab you tire

You no care get money for just 2years?

How old are you,to start with?
Do you know the feeling when your plans no dey work and everything you dey do dey end up bleeped up?
Am 22 by the way
Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by Toseenlove: 12:01pm On Jul 29, 2019
adigun98:

Sure bruh,na fakers I just dey meet and I don waste money gan, abeg if you got any sure level wen I fit connect to

Ijebu-Ode, Ijebu-Igbo, Ogbomosho, And Ilorin will cure your Predicaments. Those spots are the hottest In Nigeria.
Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by adeosuntunde: 12:23pm On Jul 29, 2019
adigun98:

Do you know the feeling when your plans no dey work and [/b]everything you dey do[/b]dey end up bleeped up?
Am 22 by the way


Apart from gee,what else do you do?

22 is still young

Peer pressure is what you have to work on.

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Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by ferrariLaferrari: 10:20pm On Jul 29, 2019
adigun98:

Do you know the feeling when your plans no dey work and everything you dey do dey end up bleeped up?
Am 22 by the way
Tbvh it’s very frustrating trying to do something that will better your life and it always end up screwed, sometimes one would think maybe he has bad luck or some evil forces are following you.
But hey bruh we just gotta keep pushing
With the kind ambition and drive you get like this, with time you go dey alright. Just keep the fire burning.

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Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by adigun98(m): 5:27am On Jul 30, 2019
ferrariLaferrari:

Tbvh it’s very frustrating trying to do something that will better your life and it always end up screwed, sometimes one would think maybe he has bad luck or some evil forces are following you.
But hey bruh we just gotta keep pushing
With the kind ambition and drive you get like this, with time you go dey alright. Just keep the fire burning.
Thanks for the motivation boss,I swear keep thinking some evil forces somewhere dey play Temple run for my life and I just don't know what to do anymore

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Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by adigun98(m): 5:31am On Jul 30, 2019
adeosuntunde:



Apart from gee,what else do you do?

22 is still young

Peer pressure is what you have to work on.
Bruh nothing seems to work for me except the gee and it's been soemhow of recent,learn shoemaking but haven't practiced in years
Went to Maritime school for OND but couldn't finish cos of financial issue amongst other stuff money don do me �

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Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by adeosuntunde: 5:37am On Jul 30, 2019
adigun98:

Bruh nothing seems to work for me except the gee and it's been soemhow of recent,learn shoemaking but haven't practiced in years
Went to Maritime school for OND but couldn't finish cos of financial issue amongst other stuff money don do me �



Lets not derail this thread any further.....

Create thread but remember

There will always be a way

Gee itself is wrong

Go diabolical is even worse

Don't loose it yet

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Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by adigun98(m): 5:44am On Jul 30, 2019
adeosuntunde:




Lets not derail this thread any further.....

Create thread but remember

There will always be a way

Gee itself is wrong

Go diabolical is even worse

Don't loose it yet
Thanks bruh appreciate the concern
Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by TheFacelessMan: 9:47am On May 03
Mynd44.... I really think it was my plea this morning that got this story back.

It is my favourite story and I am very grateful. Thanks! grin
Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by Ayemileto(m): 1:54pm On May 03
TheFacelessMan:
Mynd44.... I really think it was my plea this morning that got this story back.

It is my favourite story and I am very grateful. Thanks! grin
Are you going to continue, or I should call another Mod to delete it?
Re: Blood Money - A True Story Of Money Rituals.... by TheFacelessMan: 2:47pm On May 03
Ayemileto:

Are you going to continue, or I should call another Mod to delete it?

Call God if you want...

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