Do I need an intro to blast this your evening? Nope. I want your evening to be fun filling, so, enjoy.


#1. My teacher points a ruler at me and said at the end of this ruler there is an idiot. And I asked which end. The Teacher was taking to a girl.

#2. My brother If she calls you Daddy, know that you are on point!!.. Poor guys are called baby.

#3. Some girls are like NEPA, they only give CONSTANT LIGHT when they want to give u bill.....I don't really know what I said but ''it is my experience.

#4. Stop pretending not to have money in order to find genuine love. If she pretends not to have womb will u still marry her?

#5. You will not know how short 12 months is, until you start paying rent. (This one is painful for all).

#6. I wore my new suit yesterday and the guy I wanted to impress didn't come to church.

#7. I just lost a fight. And when you came home, all the Kung Fu moves started coming to my head.

#8. Today, I saw a mosquito vomiting pepper� because he bit a Yoruba ma.

#9. I went to lodge with my village girlfriend in an hotel. Only for me to wake up the next day and find her sweeping the whole compound.

#10. I have never seen an ALCOHOL company use a DRUNKARD for advert. Are they ashamed of their customers? Funny world

#11. The way you look when you mistakenly open your front camera. That's your real face.

#12. The only time African parents are humble is when you're teaching them how to use a smart phone. They become so humble that you can even send them to bring *Hot Water from the Fridge...