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Hello my good colleague. Just notice i have been ignoring work and coding for some days, cause of this babe i just met at E-Center. Always calling and chatting with her.

If i continue like this for 1 week, i will not be able to meet deadlines for sites and applications that clients payed for. And i will most definitely be screwed like a car wheel!

Please assist with advice!

Thanks

imho, U r already screwed like a meat grinder in a ship's propeller but u still don't see it yet. I advice that u refer this babe to Dual Core. He can code on a single core and use his second core to call and chat with the babe.

Thanks for the referral, bro Lojik.

Donpuzo, what's her number? Isn't it obvious? You either gimme the babe or the jobs and as of this moment I can't choose a million naira job of some precious 11 digits.

Mehn but seriously you are screwed. But how can just one babe make you lose focus?

Anyhow sha, what's her number?

@Donpuzo, when the bank roll gets low, dont worry you will reformat.

Before then, you should consider scanning for virus, malware, setup a good firewall, both hardware and software firewall and establish a dmz. Problem solved

@Lojik. lol, Please give a better suggestion than Dual Core. Abeg that guy has enough, i like this one and no want anyone to thief am.

@Cactus. I no want make bank roll get low.

@Dual. I am really screwed. As for the number bone am.

@All. I think i will switch off my phone for one week, so i can work. Though that will make me loose a lot of contacts, and i also have a lot this week, that are very important and i can't screw up. Will be the Guest Speaker at a Seminar on Web Development, so if i switch off my phone, the organizers will be screwed, so will my reputation and honor!

Bad enough, she has my new Glo number, wish it was the old one, she would have been screwed.

Donpuzo:
Hello my good colleague. Just notice i have been ignoring work and coding for some days, cause of this babe i just met at E-Center. Always calling and chatting with her.

If i continue like this for 1 week, i will not be able to meet deadlines for sites and applications that clients payed for. And i will most definitely be screwed like a car wheel!

Please assist with advice!

Thanks

you are already screwed, just try UNSCREW yourself by telling her you are busy with a project, she should understand, unless she's on those OPEN SUSE. LOLz

lojik:
imho, U r already screwed like a meat grinder in a ship's propeller but u still don't see it yet. I advice that u refer this babe to Dual Core. He can code on a single core and use his second core to call and chat with the babe.

in d game of BABEs on nairaland, NO PASSING. OK?

Dual Core:
Thanks for the referral, bro Lojik.

Donpuzo, what's her number? Isn't it obvious? You either gimme the babe or the jobs and as of this moment I can't choose a million naira job of some precious 11 digits.

Mehn but seriously you are screwed. But how can just one babe make you lose focus?

Anyhow sha, what's her number?

will you come here and do me a crazy website, b4 I change my mind. LOLz

- SAFE

Some times logical analysis ability for software development is far different from real life case.

Quadri. I spoke to her on phone some minutes ago. Issue resolved. No more calls from her till Next week Tuesday. At least she promised so.

Thanks a bunch bro!

At the mo' I am talking with my GF (yes I get babe) on the phone and making this post. Give me that girl's number let me teach her how to balance things for you. I dey place babes on multiple controls all the time and I am never caught by a deadline.

I did this with a babe on me bed, yesterday
http://www.sawyerrken.net/clients/ferotex

I bet females have an API that extends a function which makes design better

**Zooms off to Susan for a site development section with her**

Dual Core:
At the mo' I am talking with my GF (yes I get babe) on the phone and making this post. Give me that girl's number let me teach her how to balance things for you. I dey place babes on multiple controls all  the time and I am never caught by a deadline.

I did this with a babe on me bed, yesterday  
http://www.sawyerrken.net/clients/ferotex

that's why you're DUAL CORE (a.k.a. double processor). LOLz

- SAFE

Donpuzo:
I bet females have an API that extends a function which makes design better

**Zooms off to Susan for a site development section with her**

I tot I'm d only one that noticed that.

WHERE IS MY WIFEY? I need her by my side.

- SAFE

You can eat your cake and still have it, !