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Nigerian Young Man Shares His Ordeal With A Wild Dog. by EseSheila: 12:20pm On Aug 16, 2019
A young man identified as John has shared his experience with a wild dog in Nigeria. He took to one of his social media handle to narrate his ordeal which reads;

"My first encounter with the Dogue de Bordeaux breed at Sir Hassan compound. Unknown to d security man d dog have pull out from d chain,..face2face wit dis beast,my spirit run leave my body to carry his own cross,I felt poo coming out from my ass

I could hear Jesus telling me it is well my son.....I was numb n half dead while d beast gnarl at me to make d first move

At dat moment I pee on my body make i no lie

I knew I was a dog eater,inside my mind i ask d beast to forgive me for eating his brothers n sisters

I ask God for forgiveness of all my sins cos if dat dog teeth touch me...my bone must break.

And at the same time asking for d Messiah he promise for his second coming....I need my own dat moment

Na so Santa wick for die n.a. biz I come do I no come tiff o.

At dat moment I heard a voice I think from heaven saying "close ya eye o close ya eye o,no look am for e eye o,if u dare look e eye dat means u wan challenge am n e go attack u, just no move n stop shaking cos he de sense fear, Bronx get down don't attack Bronx get down don't attack,You don't move or open ya eye .....Bronx Bronx

Me dat have close my eye n stood still immediately I saw the dog no wonda d attack was delay.

It was then I knew God is involved....

I b Daniel for Bible if not I for don turn to Santasomto Uwickezie for dis Dog mouth

...well i clean up,Sir Hassan did compensated me well sha� for d discomfort

I requested I need to see d

dog before I leave,.....Gosh d dog was ugly n big. I fell in love with d breed..I swear I know I must get one some day


Anyway thank God for life n prayers answered".

Indeed, God answers prayer.

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