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Catch A Rabbit by iambaker(f): 4:36pm On Oct 21, 2010 |
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" |
Re: Catch A Rabbit by Ben13: 12:32pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
Nice jokes. . . |
Re: Catch A Rabbit by KDK(m): 1:06pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
nice 1 but people wey no dey watch american movies or kow these agencies no go get the jokes o o |
Re: Catch A Rabbit by StudioCFR(m): 1:22pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
I nearly laugh |
Re: Catch A Rabbit by iambaker(f): 1:25pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
LAPD is the best! |
Re: Catch A Rabbit by snthesis(m): 1:35pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
stale - u 4 try convert am to 9ja joke, i.e SSS, JTF, police |
Re: Catch A Rabbit by StudioCFR(m): 1:39pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
and MILITANTS |
Re: Catch A Rabbit by Nobody: 1:52pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
iambarker-seriously i have just wasted my time reading ur history |
Re: Catch A Rabbit by jamace(m): 1:56pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
^^^ Oya give ya own joke. |
Re: Catch A Rabbit by StudioCFR(m): 2:07pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
as if she get better joke to give us mtchew |
Re: Catch A Rabbit by Kay17: 2:31pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
lol |
Re: Catch A Rabbit by Nobody: 2:46pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
u guys are just hating because i am only commenting.if u are not satisfied then go to hell |
Re: Catch A Rabbit by StudioCFR(m): 3:00pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
Who is dis IDLE IBO GURL? I bet she's IBO, IBO babes usually have muscular face with small mustache. argu'ing with an IBO GURL na waste of time. |
Re: Catch A Rabbit by Nobody: 3:23pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
go sleep jor |
Re: Catch A Rabbit by xynerise: 3:51pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
They should try naija CID. |
Re: Catch A Rabbit by Jezzybrown(m): 9:36pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
Studio CFR:you self na wetin be your own? |
Re: Catch A Rabbit by StudioCFR(m): 10:19pm On Oct 22, 2010 |
i know sey u dey REP enugu - but plis be nice to me cuz all the mods be my friend - except u want me to tell them to ban u for one year. |
Re: Catch A Rabbit by Jezzybrown(m): 5:18am On Oct 23, 2010 |
^^^ where is the joke |
Re: Catch A Rabbit by StudioCFR(m): 5:24am On Oct 23, 2010 |
enugu central mosque |
Re: Catch A Rabbit by bashydemy(m): 12:33pm On Oct 23, 2010 |
Back of your house abi? |
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