Bubu: Osunbade, I heard some lazy yoots beat Epheremadu in West Germany. Are you awear?

Star boy : It was IPOB sir.

Bubu: HIFOB? ..dat yeye ijaw boy wey wan do revolution.

Star boy: That is Sowore sir. Nnamdi Kanu heads IPOB. He jumped bail and fled to Israel.

Bubu: Shege Banza! How did he reach Israel? Did we not send him to India?

Star boy: That's El Zak Zakky sir. He has returned.

Bubu: This is very conpusing. Who be the one wey go trubunal say I no get sabificate?

Star boy: That's Atiku sir.

Bubu: is he in custody?

Star boy: No sir. We can't move against him.

Bubu: Who is in custody?

Star boy: Only Sowore sir.

Bubu: Madalla! That Sowore is very kwarapt. Imagine the billions of naìra he embezzled. Money meant for arms.

Star boy: That's Dasuki sir.

Bubu: Dasuki?

Star boy: Yes sir.

Bubu: Is he in custody?

Star boy: Yes sir.

Bubu: I thought you said only Sowore is in custody.

Star boy: Dasuki is also in jail sir.

Bubu: Are you shua?

Star boy: Yes sir.

Bubu: Or should I send you to jail so you can count for me.


LOL.

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