Well this may sound funny, but if such a calamity should befall us, I assure you that your dream will not only be a nightmare, it will be a horror thriller without end. Imagine the level of politics that was played on Oct. 1st bombing, Cholera and the recent floods arround the country. Peolpe are buying cover pages to publicise the donation of relief mtrls that are much less than the cost of the publicity. What a country. May God have mercy on us, amen.

Enjoy!

Last night I dreamt that 33 Nigerian Miners were trapped underground and the govt sent a capsule down to rescue them one after the other, but the rescue had to be called off as the trapped miners could not agree amongst themselves on who goes first. Zoning was suggested but they could not agree on which zone will go first. Eventually in a struggle to all board at the same time, the capsule was damaged leading to the call off.
In fact the real problem was that FEC awarded the capsule contract to Ibori and we are still awaiting delivery 3 mths later. There is a probe going on to unravel this and retrieve the award sum before we get to the issue of what formula to adopt for the rescue and which miner comes out first. Meanwhile traditional rulers from the miners' towns are paying solidarity visits to the President to thank him for his efforts to rescue the miners.
And the First lady has just invited the wives of the Nigerian miners to Abuja for dinner at the Hilton! The first ladies from the 36 states will also be in attendance. All including the wives of the miners will wear the Goodluck for President Ankara.
CNN reported early this morning that after 10mths underground all the 33 Nigerian miners have died and the Nigerian govt has declared 7 days of mourning during which the Nigerian flag will be flown at half mast. The event and memorial centre will cost 2 billion naira only.

Did someone turn on the dryer on this joke? Cos the joke is facking dry

its not dry jo @poster well done thats the whole truth of what will happen if it was in naija.

this is cool

Nice joke

LOL!!!!! this really cracked me up

The event and memorial centre will cost 2 billion naira only.

only nah wa