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The Savagery Story Of Brown Skin Girl by Kemorobson(m): 5:24pm On Aug 22, 2019
Ever since this "Brown skin girls" of a song came out, you have never enjoyed it for one day, but people are saying the song is dope, so how come I am not enjoying it, is something wrong with me? You asked yourself. oya delete it, you refuse, no it's not like you don't want to delete it, but you can't do it, to you it's like a taboo. and then you start talking to yourself like, "what if someone ask me do you have that Beyonce new song?" What will I now answer, godfobbid, it will be as if I am not current, a whole me, cherry mama, miz cutie dimpsy, me that is planning to buy IPhone 6 before December, in fact by this time next year I will be in 400level. and you ended up consoling yourself like "abeg let it be there is it not just 4mb song, it's not even consuming space sef, I cannot Comman carry last.

But each time you put your phone on shuffle mode and the invisible DJ takes over it seems Brown skin girl is the only song you have on your phone because of how it will be repeating itself, you get angry and skip it again., Then you took a bucket of water to the bathroom to bath, you paused, select "Galato by DJ cuppy ft Zlatan", at least that's the latest one for now, current babe! I hail o.

you smile to yourself, and start bathing, first you pee on your body and you enjoyed it, you node your head To and Fro, enjoying every Rhythm of the music, you couldn't help but sing along especially the line were Zlatan asked Cuppy "Who's your daddy" you shouted at the top of your voice OTEDOLA!!! wee you keep kwayet!

Your father is not even a Yoruba man, but who cares, gradually the song gets to an end and the next song came up like "...brown skin girl, skin just like peal".... And you're like what the hell, you rush to change the music, swinging your hands around at the direction the music is coming from, trying to get hold of your phone, but you can't see clearly because of the soap lather on your face, you struggled and struggled, then your hand touched something, and the next thing you heard a thud Sound! yeah, it's sounds familiar, that's your Techno K7 inside a bucket of water.

You sigh and sigh and sigh but no need, it's too late, your phone don jappa, and the funny part is that wizkid is still freestyling under the water ���

and I'm forced to ask, what's your purpose in life if all you do is live a false life and try so hard to impress people
© kemo

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