Subject: ☺/Captain Experience/☻
The morning after an all-night honeymoon
expert virtuoso performance in bed, the
somewhat amazed but blissfully happy
newlywed wife snuggles up to her new
hubby and says, "Darling, you are just
wonderful. Last night was simply amazing.
May I ask how many others were there
before me?"
After a few moments of silence, the wife
becomes a little testy and says, "Come on, I
know there must have been some - I'm
waiting."
And "Captain Experience" takes a deep
breath and says, "Hang on sweetheart, I'm
still counting."
Hope it made u smile, have a wonderful day

**faints** the guy is now ma role model lol

hmmm. . .

ok