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Comedy: We Are Nigerians by johndik(m): 6:02pm On Sep 04, 2019 |
WE ARE NIGERIANS
-We call every toothpaste MACLEAN
We don't care
-We call every noodle INDOMIE
We are like that
-We call every insecticide OTAPIAPIA
We can't help it
-We call every detergent OMO
It's in our DNA
-We point at an empty chair and ask
“Who's
sitting there ”
We are like that
We are just like that
-When NEPA takes light, we go out
and,check if it's the whole
street
We are just like that
-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a
Sim
card
We don't have a problem
-We buy something,skip Instructions &
ask
neighbors how it's
used
We don't care
-We withdraw money from an ATM
then
count it before going
We don't trust anybody,,not even a
machine
that is made by man
-We lock the car then try to open it 2
times
before going
We are courteous
-We turn off the volume just to smell
what's
burning,
-We are like dat
-We cant change we are who we are.
-we are Nigerians source: https://figeria.com/topic-We-Are-Nigerians-Comedy-Crib 1 Like |
Re: Comedy: We Are Nigerians by ubunja(m): 6:59pm On Sep 05, 2019 |
Lol reminds me of chenzen |
Re: Comedy: We Are Nigerians by kereman1: 11:29am On Sep 07, 2019 |
This is a nice writeup but the words are too jam-packed, and it's tiring to read, edit it and use paragraph. |
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