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Can She Be Set Free? by ALMUSTAQIM(m): 10:14am On Oct 27, 2010
CAN SHE BE SET FREE?

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to respond
rationally to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another
patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound
mind.

The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"

DID SOMEONE LAUGH?
Re: Can She Be Set Free? by Odunnu: 11:07am On Oct 27, 2010
You try but. . . .errrm na very old joke.
Re: Can She Be Set Free? by EfemenaXY: 4:53pm On Oct 27, 2010
na how many times peeps go recycle the same thing over and over and over again sef??
Re: Can She Be Set Free? by babyme1(f): 5:08pm On Oct 27, 2010
I tire o
Re: Can She Be Set Free? by bashydemy(m): 10:44pm On Oct 27, 2010
seen so many times 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 ran out of count

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