Just 5 laughs but Remember to laugh professionally

1) Husband comes from church; greets his wife and lifts her up. he carries her around the house. the wife is so surprised and asks "did the pastor preach about being romantic"? the husband said "no, he said we must carry our burdens and sorrows."


2) A man entered a bus. He was sitting between an old woman and a beautiful young girl. All of a sudden, he fell asleep, when he woke up, he found himself laying his head on the old woman's lap. when he saw her face, he said "Lord, lead me not into temptation and he slept again. when he woke up the second time, he found out that he was laying his head, this time on the beautiful girl's lap. when he saw her pretty face, then he smiled and said "oh Lord, let thy will be done.


3) A pastor and his wife were on a journey to Conakry from Senegal by plane ,when suddenly the pilot announced that the plane was about to crash due to some technical problems, and therefore asked everyone on board to confess their sins so that they could make heaven, suddenly the man of God started confessing that he is responsible for the pregnant house maid and some other church members , then also his wife also confessed cheating with their house help and that their second child belongs to someone else , after all these confessions the pilot now shouted praise the Lord , the plane is now in good condition we are now safe to land , but the man of God shouted , no this plane must crash , pilot I say crash this plane , u have just destroyed my marriage------


4) A woman was trying to reach her hubby on mobile phone but discovered she was out of airtime. she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy, after junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the 3 times he tried reaching daddy on his mobile phone. She waited impatiently for her husband to return home on sighting him, she immediately gave him a hot slap, while the man was trying to utter a word, she repeated the slap, which attracted their neighbours to the scene, the woman then asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called. Junior said "the number u're trying to call is not reachable at the moment , pls try again later".

"If you leave your life to chance, you don't have a chance "


5) A cheeky friend sent me this SMS yesterday: Former First Lady Stella died and went to heaven. As she stood before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time a person lies, the hand on the clock moves." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hand has never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that?" St. Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikiwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life". "Where's my husband Obasanjo's clock?" asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.