Quotes From The Perfect Man (as told by a woman)

1. There ought to be a law against those por*no movies. Can you believe that there are guys who actually want their wives to do those things they show?

2. Sports cars are just such stupid little toys for men who have never really grown up. I really don't want one.

3. You know, we really don't visit your relatives enough.

4. Why don't you relax this weekend? I'll take care of the cooking and housework.

Quotes From The Perfect Woman (as told by a man)

1. I'm sorry for leaving the toilet seat down, dear.

2. I was wrong ,  you were right. I'm sorry I argued.

3. Forget Desperate Housewives, let's watch Champions League.

4. Just wear whatever you want to my parents'. You always look just fine!